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PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

Oil ers Minecraft SMP Over

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of epic battles against giant oilers who are trying to take over the server with their oily ways. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground oil wrestling ring where players can duke it out for the title of Oiliest Player. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the oily madness begin!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, AMBITION, Apology, college, Communication, comparison, Exams, finances, friendship, future plans, Grades, Gratitude, INDEPENDENCE, love, lovecraft, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, parents, relationships, Rent, Server, Struggle

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Votes:	929	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you, especially if your parents are willing to foot the bill. Who needs financial independence when you have unlimited blocks to build with? 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind the struggles of adulthood – here, you can thrive without any judgment! Build your empire, explore new lands, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if anyone tries to lecture you about growing up, just tell them your parents love you more! 😂

💰 So come on, join our server and let’s have a blast together! Who needs financial independence when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy adventure! 💰

CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	184959
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

OuchieMcSMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Enchantments Applied:	265	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	49
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!