Come on in and see which hole gets the baby-making pussy sex and which one gets the anal action! It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more!
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore all the holes and have a truly unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Server Name | Survival Horizons |
|---|---|
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | discord.gg/survivalhorizons |
Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.
A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.
A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.
A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.
A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.
A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.
Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.
u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.
also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”