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AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	953	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Votes:	3419	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	3950	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchantments Applied:	296
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	303395	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	8778

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	221	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	180578	Meteorites Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	289
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1331	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ores Mined:	7762	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty