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SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!

aimlessness, apathetic, Apathy, Boredom, disinterest, emptiness, feeling lost, feeling stuck, indifference, lack of direction, lack of drive, lack of motivation, lack of passion, lack of purpose, LazyCraft, lethargy, lost motivation, Minecraft, PROCRASTINATORS, purposelessness, Server, Ultimate, unfulfilled, uninspired, wasted potential

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6401	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Why waste your time on boring real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and do absolutely nothing of importance?

Our server is filled with EXHILARATING activities such as staring at the sunset for hours on end, counting the pixels on a block, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time. Who needs passion when you can have pure, unadulterated boredom?

Join us now and experience the thrill of doing nothing in a world where nothing really matters. Don’t let the opportunity to waste your time slip away!

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Star Shards Collected:	188	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

alliances, Armistice, CASUALTIES, centenary, global conflict, global impact, Hilarity, historical events, historical significance, History, imperialism, meets, Military, nationalism, peace treaty, Propaganda, Remembrance, trench warfare, Veterans, War, War History, world, world war one

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Respawned Too Soon

Backlash, criticism, Decline, Die, Disappointment, fanbase, Fast, flavour of the month, fnaf, Franchise, Gaming, Horror, hype, Lame, Nostalgia, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Respawned, trend, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Votes:	529
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

accident, Community, DELETED, drink, Friends, funny, Help, humor, internet, Lost, meme, Minecraft, Pepe, rare, rare Pepe, sad, Send, Shoes, Support, thank you, tuxedo, viral

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2396
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Buildings Constructed:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

CraftyCutie’s Pixel Playground

beauty, Confidence, CraftyCuties, cute, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving kindness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving success, deserving validation, empowerment, nice girl, photogenic, PIXEL, Playground, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2780	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where looking cute and being photogenic is a MUST!

Join us and experience a world where every block is perfectly angled for the best selfie lighting. Our server is equipped with GLAMOROUS skins and outfits to make sure you always look on point.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Sheep who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Rumor has it, one wish is for unlimited diamonds, another wish is for a pet dragon, and the third wish is for a lifetime supply of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft FABULOUS!

KagurabachiCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party

Axed, CREEPERS, Dance, endermen, Good, Good manga, jump, Jump manga, Jump manga reading, Kagurabachi, Kagurabachi manga, KagurabachiCraft, Manga, manga axed, manga axed good, manga axed Jump, manga axed reading, manga good, manga Jump, Manga Reading, Party, reading, stop reading, stop reading manga

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where if you don’t join, you might as well stop playing Minecraft altogether! This server is so EPIC that if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen here.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of town square? Only on our server, folks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most INSANE Minecraft server out there. Trust us, if this server was a manga, it would never get axed because it’s just too good!

SleepyCraft: 5 AM Edition

5.., alarm clock, bedtime routine, early morning, Edition, go to sleep, Help, insomnia, Posed, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep problems, sleep schedule, sleep solutions, sleep therapy, sleep tips, SleepyCraft, tired, Wake Up

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	279	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	78	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!

Crafty Americans: 6% Think They Can Beat Minecraft

Adrenaline, AMERICANS, Animals, battle, beat, challenge, Competition, Confidence, Crafty, danger, fear, Fight, grizzly bear, Minecraft, Nature, predator, prey, statistics, strength, survey, Survival, Wilderness, wildlife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you part of that 6% of Americans who think they can take on a Grizzly bear and win? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for the ultimate showdown where you can prove your strength against Grizzly bears in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava parkour course where you can test your agility and speed. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it to the end without getting burned to a crisp.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our Ender Dragon challenge where you must defeat the mighty beast using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the impossible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual Grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this server.

MoneyBegCraft: Join Nijisanji for LOLs

Anime, beg for money, collaboration, Content Creator, Donations, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Interactive, Join, join Nijisanji, Live streaming, lols, MoneyBegCraft, Music, Nijisanji, Online Community, SUPERCHAT, Support, talent agency, Virtual idol, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1487	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns. Who wouldn’t want to see that?!

2. We have a secret underground DISCO where you can dance the night away with all your virtual friends.

3. If you join our server, you automatically become a MILLIONAIRE in Minecraft coins. Yes, you heard that right. No need to beg for money here!

4. Our server is protected by a MAGIC forcefield that keeps out all creepers, zombies, and other pesky mobs. Your builds will be safe and sound!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers question your achievements

achievement, Achievements, Awareness, Behavior, confusion, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, discrimination, education, Frustration, ignorance, intolerance, judgment, lack of empathy, mental health, misunderstanding, prejudice, question.., retards, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!

So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!