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LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Picture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.

Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?

Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.

So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.

SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

PutinInPixelLand

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!

Waychest: Where Creeper Insurance Is Not Included! (1.21.1)

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	New Chunks Explored:	559794
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Server Information

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	waychest.com
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	Visit Website
Wiki	Visit Wiki
Version	1.21-1.21.1 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PvE]

About Waychest

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft server that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm. Players can start their journey alone but may come across others in the shared world.

Feature Highlights

🌍 “Journey” System: Players can create their own Journeys with unique spawn points and progression.
🎁 Waychests: Special chests that guide players in the world and reward exploration.
🚀 “Waychest Flight” Minigame: A flying minigame that challenges players to find Waychests.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join Waychest?

To join Waychest, simply connect to the server using the IP address waychest.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I create multiple Journeys?

Yes, players can create multiple Journeys with unique spawn points and progressions.

Tranime-free Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with Jap-garbage slopping weebs? Look no further! Join our server where we ban all the weebs and only allow cool kids who know how to build epic structures and slay dragons like a boss.

Once upon a time, a group of evil weebs tried to take over our server with their cringy anime builds. But fear not, our brave players fought back with their diamond swords and TNT cannons, sending those weebs running back to their body pillows in shame.

Join us now and be part of the epic battle against the weebs, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content. Who needs Jap-garbage when you can have a server filled with epicness and awesomeness? Join us today and let’s show those weebs who’s boss!

/MineCrazeSMP – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Towns Built:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crops Grown:	6061

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Our server is like no other, with players who are always up to something wacky. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious traps. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover its hidden secrets?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every new player gets a pet llama that can talk! That’s right, your very own chatty llama companion to accompany you on your Minecraft journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft experience of your life!

NoRoomieNoEntry

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	87	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommates like this guy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual rooms you can lock with keys, so no one can invade your privacy while you’re away.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone sniffing your clothes, going through your trash, or barging into your room while you’re sleeping. We guarantee a drama-free environment where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted roommates interfering with your gameplay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life roommate troubles. Build your dream world without any nosy neighbors trying to control your every move. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a roommate who thinks it’s okay to use the bathroom while you’re showering. Let’s lock and load, gamers!

CraftyMines: The Ultimate Blocky Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	7249	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	8624
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and hilarious pranks.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, zany world? Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

NeutroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it makes putin, cash, and guns rethink swiss neutrality? well, this server is so explosive, it’ll blow ur mind and ur blocky world. we got creepers that drop stacks of cash, skeletons that shoot diamonds instead of arrows, and a secret underground bunker where u can trade with putin himself. join us if u wanna experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPals: Fake UNICEF Gaza

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	3500
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more fun dan a shop in Gaza makin fake UNICEF stickers for Palestinian vehicles! Like, imagine drivin around in a pixelated car wit a fake sticker, dat’s da level of wildness we bringin to dis server!

We got so much goin on, like u can build a giant replica of da Eiffel Tower outta dirt blocks, or have a pet pig dat can fly and shoot lasers outta its eyes! Plus, we got secret underground dungeons filled wit treasure and mobs dat drop diamond swords like dey candy!

So come join us on dis epic adventure, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity, but who needs dat anyway?) Let’s get blocky and have a blast on dis server like no otha!