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Punc-drunk Love Minecraft Servers

  • Mystic Enigma Realms 1.20.4

    Mystic Enigma Realms 1.20.4
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3065
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Crops Grown: 3410 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most mind-bending experience of your life!

    Explore a world where reality is twisted and turned on its head, just like that confusing message from your ex.

    Build your own wacky creations and watch them come to life in ways you never thought possible.

    Embark on quests that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the universe.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are just as confused and intrigued as you are.

    What are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and see what she really meant by all of this!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaSaidNoChoco

    MommaSaidNoChoco
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1983
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Crops Grown: 8117 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of random girls showing up at your virtual doorstep asking for chocolate every month? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no chocolate moochers” policy! Join us and never worry about unwanted visitors asking for sweets again.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground chocolate factory where you can mine for cocoa beans and craft your own delicious treats. Just watch out for the Oompa Loompas!

    So come on down to our server and say goodbye to those pesky chocolate beggars. It’s time to build, mine, and indulge in all the sugary goodness your heart desires. Join now and let the chocolatey adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyNormsGoneWild

    BlockyNormsGoneWild
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3030
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Crops Grown: 3066 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and break free from the shackles of normalcy! We have a village where everyone walks around on their hands instead of their feet, because who needs feet when you can have HANDS FOR FEET?! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world – join them if you dare! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky, come join us on our server and let your freak flag fly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeslaCraft: Labor & Comp LOLs

    TeslaCraft: Labor & Comp LOLs
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7258
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6181 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Ores Mined: 1390

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we mine diamonds faster than ABP sells Tesla shares over labor and compensation concerns 😂 our players are so OP they can build a house out of diamonds in like 2 seconds flat 💎 plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you have to fight a giant chicken to get in 🐔 trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure! Join now before the creepers take over and we all turn into zombies 🧟‍♂️ #minecraftmadness #diamondsfordays

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AugustaMC

    AugustaMC
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4859
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to AugustaMC! The ideal server for players who enjoy building, surviving, earning money, and making friends. Our Towny server just released where players can join existing towns or create their own and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. With our custom world generation, your creativity will skyrocket!

    AugustaMC ensures a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities and events. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by working jobs, completing tasks, and selling items; use it to take over the leaderboards! Our staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Lily Pad

    The Lily Pad
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3545
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Buildings Constructed: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Key Features:
    Cross-Platform Play Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    FAQ:

    Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on The Lily Pad?

    A: Yes, our server supports cross-platform play, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to unite in the game.

    Q: What is the Origins System on The Lily Pad?

    A: The Origins System allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP, adding a unique gameplay element to the server.

    Q: How can I join or create a team on The Lily Pad?

    A: You can join existing teams or create your own to tackle projects, compete, or enjoy the company of other players on the server.

    Q: How does the player-driven economy work on The Lily Pad?

    A: Players can establish shops, trade rare items, and contribute to the server’s economy, allowing for entrepreneurial opportunities in the game.

    Q: Is there a live map available for The Lily Pad?

    A: Yes, Dynmap integration enables players to easily navigate and view the entire world, mark locations, and find friends with ease.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Midnight Obsidian Isles 1.21.1

    Midnight Obsidian Isles 1.21.1
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 9940
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Falling into the Void: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server for the most butt-tastic experience ever! >Explore our world filled with jiggly, perfectly lit butts that will make you question your sexuality! >Get addicted to staring at dark ebony skin, all oiled up, and feel the thrill of being unsure if you’re gay or not! >Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by beautiful pixelated asses that will make you rethink your life choices!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoomieVsBF Minecraft Server

    RoomieVsBF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 660
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Void Gems Collected: 38
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server and experience the love and affection you deserve! Our players are experts at showing love and appreciation, from virtual hand kisses to virtual jacket wraps.

    Don’t worry about being kicked out after a gaming session, on our server, everyone is welcome to stay overnight and cuddle up with their significant other. We even have designated areas for nonsexual physical intimacy, because who needs sex when you can just hug it out?

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Our virtual world is full of love, laughter, and plenty of pixelated PDA. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a blocky bae on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoExcuseMC

    NoExcuseMC
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5357
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Gods Slained: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, imagine this: You’re chilling in your Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get an invite to join this epic server. You’re not really feeling it, so you just hit them with a “Thanks, but I’ll pass.” No excuses, no BS.

    But then, word gets around that your straightforward response hurt their feelings. They wanted you to come up with some crazy excuse or make up a story to soften the blow. Like, really? Who has time for that?

    On this server, we believe in keeping it real. No need for fake excuses or sugarcoating. Just pure, unadulterated honesty. And if that triggers some people, well, that’s on them.

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama and just want to game in peace, join our server. No fake niceties, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. Plus, who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this land of brutal honesty? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I tell ya.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterMindBlown

    BlockbusterMindBlown
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1825
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that feeling of pure awe and wonder when you watched that one movie that just completely blew your mind? Well, imagine experiencing that same feeling every time you log onto our Minecraft server! Our server is like the blockbuster movie of the gaming world, except instead of popcorn, you’ll be munching on virtual diamonds and creeper tears.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Notch himself wept tears of joy upon seeing it. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

    So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before. Who needs Hollywood when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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