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FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	532098

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mines Excavated:	1297
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	836	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	76
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!