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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6296 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 5350 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 972 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!