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BoomerCraft: Where Old Players Resurface and Rediscover the Blocky Fun!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9428	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Villages Defended:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about Pukekohe, come join us for some virtual fun that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasures. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious NPCs for powerful weapons and armor. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our server!

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1573	Void Gems Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3179	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	150032
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	231	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1279
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	3603

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Animals Bred:	88
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	3141	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!