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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4011 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 678646 |
| Potions Brewed: | 121 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
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