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PiggyPocalypse Minecraft Server

agricultural pests, agriculture damage, animal control, crop destruction, environmental impact, feral hogs, hog hunting, hunting, hunting regulations, invasive species, Minecraft, nuisance animals, Pest Control, pig problem, PiggyPocalypse, population control, rural areas, Server, Wild Boar, Wild pigs, wildlife conservation, wildlife damage, wildlife management

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Votes:	8901	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Join our Minecraft server and help us fend off the evil crop-destroying creatures that roam our land! These pesky creatures are always causing chaos and wreaking havoc on our farms. But fear not, with your help, we can protect our precious crops and live in peace once again. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough of these creatures, you’ll unlock a special crop-protecting superpower that will make you the ultimate guardian of the harvest. So come join us and embark on this epic quest to save our crops and become a true hero in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyFibs Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, CraftyFibs, current events, Deception, Ethics, falsehood, hidden agendas, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern society, moral philosophy, noble lie, philosophy, Plato, Politics, power dynamics, Propaganda, Server, social constructs, society, Truth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Votes:	266
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and embark on quests like no other, such as hunting down a rare breed of rainbow-colored creepers or rescuing a group of lost villagers who have mistaken you for their king.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the noble lie of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon who just wants to be friends.

GardenGrief Minecraft Server

bee allergy, BEES, Communication, compromise, disagreement, EpiPen, garden, GardenGrief, household chores, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, mowing, native plants, perspective, pollinator garden, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Server, social media, Summer, weeds, Yardwork, zucchinis

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimension Hops:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	259

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!

ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama

4th of july, American Flag, anxiety, Apology, bean bags, Black, confederate flag, ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama, cornhole, Empathy, family, History, KKK, misunderstanding, Notre Dame, Party, racism, Rich, suburb, UNCOMFORTABLE, White

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6089
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the Confederate flag bean bags and drama of real life. Our server is so diverse, even the creepers come in all colors of the rainbow!

Join now and experience the thrill of running away from awkward family gatherings, just like the time you and your boyfriend made a dramatic exit from that 4th of July party. Who needs fireworks when you have explosive arguments with your mom about bean bags?

Don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can shout history facts about the KKK without getting a glass bottle thrown at your head. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being overdramatic, just remember – in Minecraft, you can block them!

So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.

AlmostNamedMC Server

almost chosen, almost named, almost named after, almost named you, AlmostNamedMC, alternate names, baby names, childhood names, close calls, family traditions, name alternatives, name selection, naming choices, naming process, naming regrets, naming struggles, naming traditions, near misses, parental choices, parental decisions, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Potions Brewed:	53
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Emeralds Found:	7121
Magic Items Found:	2290	Buildings Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Crafty2000sFunLand

aim, Crafty2000sFunLand, dial-up internet, early 2000s, fashion trends, flip phones, life in the 2000s, Memories, movies, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, older millennials, pop culture, reality tv, reddit, social media, Technology, trends, tv shows, video games, y2k

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	888	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of reminiscing about the good ol’ days of the 2000s on Reddit? Why not relive those glory days in our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of dial-up internet, flip phones, and low-rise jeans all over again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground rave club where players can dance the night away to hits from the early 2000s like “Oops!… I Did It Again” by Britney Spears and “Hey Ya!” by OutKast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden time machine that will transport you back to the 2000s for real! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999… or 2005, whichever you prefer!

HugCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, HugCraft, Hugging, India, international relations, leaders meeting, Meeting, Minecraft, modi, Politics, putin, Server, summit, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Votes:	6006
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

So, like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the players are so crazy that even Zelenskyy and Modi are getting in on the action? Yeah, that’s right, these world leaders are duking it out in the virtual world because they can’t handle the intensity of our server!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and the chance to witness world leaders throwing down in a pixelated world. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even catch Zelenskyy calling Modi a “huge disappointment” for hugging Putin in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows with these world leaders involved)!

HeartBleedsCraft

compassion, Conflict Resolution, dialogue, diplomatic conversation, Empathy, Global Issues, heart bleeds, HeartBleedsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, innocent children, international relations, Killed, modi, Peace, political leaders, putin, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War, world leaders

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2046	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. like, modi and putin were playin on here and they were like, “yo, this server is lit, we gotta tell everyone.” and then they were all like, “our hearts bleed for the innocent children killed by those evil griefers.” so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world from evil chickens, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, destiny calling your name, bro.

FameCraft: ReincarnateCelebs

Actresses, AI advancements, Artificial Intelligence, Celebrities, digital transformation, entertainment industry, ethical implications, faces, facial recognition, Famecraft, film industry, Future, Hollywood, innovation, MONEY, Popularity, recycling, ReincarnateCelebs, superstar actors, Technology, voice cloning, VOICES

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

yo, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can rap like eminem and chickens that lay golden eggs. plus, our cows can break dance better than michael jackson.

we also got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties with disco balls made of diamonds and music that makes your ears bleed rainbows.

oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlanktonPlasticEatersMC

#sustainability, ambient temperature, biodegradation, demonstration, eco-friendly, Environmental Science, innovative technology, ISPRA laboratories, Italian laboratory, marine environment, marine life, metabolism, microorganisms, PLANKTON, PlanktonPlasticEatersMC, Plastics, Pollution, Rearing, recycling, research, waste management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the plankton actually EATS the plastic in the ocean? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret Italian laboratory where they breed super-powered plankton that can chomp down on plastic like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing all the plastic disappear before your very eyes, thanks to our amazing plankton pals. And get this, they do it all at room temperature! No need for fancy equipment or crazy science experiments, just good old-fashioned plankton power.

So come join our server and witness the magic of plastic-eating plankton for yourself. Who needs boring old servers when you can be part of this wild and wacky adventure? Join now and help save the ocean, one plastic snack at a time!