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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5409 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
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