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Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

BBC, Craft, ENGAGEMENT, failed tactics, Failure, Incompetence, incompetence in psyops, incompetent, incompetent behavior, ineffective strategies, lack of engagement., lack of response, lack of success, low engagement, low intelligence, low iq, Minecraft, organic, porn spam, psyops, Replies, Server, Spamming, Thread

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Farms Harvested:	524
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	63060	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

WhyDoITryCraft SMP

anime lover, Contentment, coping with emotions, feeling discouraged, finding happiness, inner peace, Introvert, lack of motivation, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, questioning efforts, seeking answers, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, smp, why do I even try, WhyDoITryCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of being a couch potato and watching anime all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by building giant anime-themed structures to appease the Minecraft gods. Rumor has it that if you build a massive Naruto statue, you’ll gain the power to run as fast as him in-game. Plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for a good laugh. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and say goodbye to your anime binge-watching days!

HomeOfficeHub Minecraft Server

Calls, co-working spaces, compromise, dedicated office, Home office, HomeOfficeHub, husband off for summer, living room workspace, Minecraft, music studio, Pregnancy, pregnancy hormones, school holidays, Server, sharing space, start up, third trimester, work environment, working from dining table, working from home, working patterns, working remotely

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	196	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and navigating through the chaos of virtual life.

Need a break from real-life drama like pregnancy hormones and living room office battles? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape where you can create your own world without any restrictions (except maybe the occasional unplanned call from a virtual boss).

With rooms like a library with no desk space (thanks, husband), a bunny-filled sitting area, and an attic recording studio without a door, you’ll never run out of quirky places to explore and build in. And don’t worry about safety – we promise our virtual ladders are much easier to climb than in real life.

So leave the vacuuming and dishwasher duties to someone else (maybe a virtual villager?) and dive into the madness of our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-working space when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join us now and let the virtual adventures begin!

NoShowMommaCraft

Argument, brunch, busy schedule, celebration, changing plans, christmas, college friends, Communication, engagement dinner, Events, friend group, missing out, monthly gatherings, new parent, NoShowMommaCraft, parent life, partner, showing up, Understanding, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Votes:	2671
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!

So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, Caffeine, discomfort, electronics, fear of the dark, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night snacks, medication, Nightmares, noise, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, smp, stress, uncomfortable mattress, worries

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Votes:	9455	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!

BlockbusterBusters

Beloved, BlockbusterBusters, classic, Creative bankruptcy, fan favorite, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, Movie, Never, Nostalgia, opinion, original, remake, remake culture, Sacred, sacrilege, should never, Timeless, Unnecessary, untouchable

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Canceled, canceled again, cnn, Competition, concerns, contamination, environmental concerns, Event, France, health risks, outdoors, Paris, Pollution, River Seine, RiverCraftTriathlonFun, Safety, sports, swimming, Training, triathlon, water quality

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Mines Excavated:	3573	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	314963
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Zombie Dances:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

MineLynx

Auction, basic needs, Economy, economy plugin, Economy System, Gaming Community, Heart system, LifeSteal, MONEY, Online game, player death, player killing, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PVP based, rare items, Server, Shop, virtual currency

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

MineLynx is a PVP based server that uses the LIFESTEAL plugin. This means if you kill another player, you gain a heart, while if you die, you lose a heart. The server also an economy plugin, so you can earn and save money to spend on basic needs in /shop, or on more rare items in /ah

minelynx.net:25581

OpenBlockSurvival

basics, community-driven, Discord, Dynmap, ease-of-life plugins, Economy, Enjoy, Environment, Experienced admin team, Features, friendly server, join now, Land Claims, Minecraft, OpenBlockSurvival, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, Server, Simple Treecapitator, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

OpenBlock is a brand new 1.21 Vanilla server with a few ease of life plugins. Its a community driven, friendly server where you and your friends can come chill. We want to take Minecraft back to basics and create an environment everyone can enjoy!

Run by an experienced admin team who have years of experience running both open and creator Minecraft servers!

Join now – OpenBlock.mcserv.fun

Join the discord -> {https://discord.gg/xHJmQtZaYq}

Some of the server Features: – Player shops – Player driven economy – Simple Treecapitator – Dynmap – Land claims

play.openblocksurvival.com