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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4998 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
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