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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4998 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 6063 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!