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Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today! -
CraftyLaughter
The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now! -
CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks! -
Plastic Baby Boom Server
Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft! -
Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.
Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.
Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!
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/MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.
Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!
And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!
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CraftyCarCaper
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together! -
PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories
Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!