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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3925 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!