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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6545 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5432 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Potions Brewed: | 107 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1245 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
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plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
