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CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly

BETRAYAL, blunt, Brutal, callous, CreeperSaidUrHouseIsUgly, Cutting, DISRESPECTFUL, Harsh, Heartless, Honesty, hurtful, insensitive, PAINFUL, Raw, reality check, Rude, Truth, uncaring., unkind

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of getting roasted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disrespect you’ll face is getting your house blown up by a creeper! Who needs hurtful truths when you can have explosive surprises instead? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit. So why dwell on harsh realities when you can escape to a world where the only insults are from your fellow players teabagging your pixelated grave? Join now and let the madness begin!

RoboTalkCraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human interaction, human-like robots, humanoid robots, innovation, machine learning, programming, robot voice, RoboTalkCraft, robotics, robotics development, Sci Fi, Technology, voice modulation, voice recognition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the robots are the ones in charge, man. like, they’re all walking around with their robot voices and stuff, but get this – they only use the robot voice if you ask them to! it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in minecraft form. join our server and witness the chaos as the robots take over and we all have to communicate in robot voices. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join the fun and see where the future of minecraft is headed – with robots ruling the land!

EmbryoCraft: Birth Defect Edition

abnormalities, biology, Birth, birth defects, Congenital, Defect, Defects, early stages, Edition, EmbryoCraft, embryonic development, genetics, Healthcare, medical imaging, Medical research, Observation, prenatal, real time imaging, research, scientific breakthrough, study, Technology, Video, Visualization

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and create things? well, on this server, we are like, creating LIFE. we have these crazy scientists who are like, watching embryos grow in real time. it’s like, watching a baby chicken hatch but like, on steroids. join our server to witness the miracle of life in blocky form. who needs to build houses when u can watch baby creepers being born, amirite? come join us for a truly unique minecraft experience.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

“homophobia awareness”, Bigotry, BlockyBanter, discrimination, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, marginalized communities, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode, because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening all around them. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why are faggots so disgusting? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).

SideHustleCrafts Minecraft Server

entrepreneurial, extra income, freelance, general, gig economy, Minecraft, part time job, self-employment, Server, side gig, side gig challenges, side gig fulfillment, side gig growth, side gig ideas, side gig motivation, side gig progress, side gig satisfaction, side gig success, side gig tips, side hustle, side job, SideHustleCrafts, Small Business

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Looking for a side-gig that doesn’t involve selling your kidney on the black market? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring side-gig behind and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn for the show.

KidCraft Minecraft Server

age and children, age to have kids, biological clock, child rearing, children, family dynamics, family life, Family Planning, fertility, future planning, having kids, ideal age, KidCraft, Life decisions, Minecraft, opinion, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Server, societal expectations, starting a family, timing of parenthood

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	2748
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

As for the ideal age to have kids, well, on our server, the answer is simple – whenever your pet zombie pigman decides it’s time to settle down and start a family! So grab your diamond pickaxe and come join the fun – you won’t regret it!

KissCraft: The Ultimate Smooch Spot

Affection, back, cheek, collarbone, desire, earlobe, favourite place, forehead, Hands, INTIMATE, KissCraft, KISSED, Lips, love, NECK, Passion, romance, Sensual, shoulder, Smooch, spot, stomach, thighs, Ultimate

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	769	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1613
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be kissed…I mean, the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about choosing their favorite place to be kissed. From building towering castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

KosherCraft: Minister’s Car Attack

anger, Attack, CAR, Conflict, controversy, current events, demonstration, extremism, Government, Israel, Israeli minister, Jewish, KosherCraft, military draft, MINISTERS, News, Orthodox Judaism, Protesters, Religious, Ruling, ultra-Orthodox, violence

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our minecraft server where ultra-orthodox jewish protesters ride pigs and throw matzah at each other in a wild frenzy! we even have a special event where players can attack israeli ministers’ cars with diamond swords while shouting “shabbat shalom!” join now for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

BobBarkerKisses

animal rights activist, Beloved, Bob Barker, BobBarkerKisses, FAMOUS, game show host, game show legend, History, iconic, iconic mustache, kissable, legend, long-running, memorable, most kissed man, Philanthropist, Retirement, television icon, television personality, The Price is Right

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	198197
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! We have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.

If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.

Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Forsakens

action-packed, Bosses, challenging mobs, combat system, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, elden ring, epic adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, immersive experience, Loot, Magic, MCMMO, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Secrets

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	2593

Forsakens invites you to explore a vast and wonderful world in our RPG server, inspired by Elden Ring. Enjoy a unique and challenging combat system, face unique and difficult mobs, and delve into exciting dungeons full of secrets and rewards. Live an epic adventure in a captivating, action-packed environment.

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