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Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	232	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4192	Void Gems Collected:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	29

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3581	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	82
Farms Harvested:	486	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ores Mined:	6015
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Farms Harvested:	275
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2310	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!