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KimJongCraftVP

defector, Diplomacy, diplomat, Government, international relations, KimJongCraftVP, Korean defector, Korean defector story, Korean diplomat, Korean government, Korean international relations, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Korean politics news, Korean reunification, Korean vice minister, North Korea, Politics, reunification, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

710th, autumn, Calendar, Counting, Cycle, DECEMBER, eighth month, Fun, MonthCraft, Months, months of the year, ninth month, November, October, Order, Repetition, Seasons, September, seventh month, tenth month, Time, Winter, year

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU Minecraft server

Anarchy, FURYTIME.RU, Just For You, minecraft server, Top

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	328486
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

The owner of the server «FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.furytime.ru

HELL🖕

abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net

Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server

anime character, Disgusting, foul scent, foul stench, foul-smelling, furry creature, long tail tag, malodorous, Minecraft, Nanachi, Nanachis, odor, offensive, offensive odor, Rabbit, RANK, reeking, repugnant, revolting, Server, Smelly, STINKY, Unpleasant

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2840
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	966

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Nanachi is stinky! That’s right, one of our players named Nanachi hasn’t showered in weeks and their stench is so potent that it will make your eyes water (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!

CiaoCraft – Roar Panthera Minecraft Server

addict, artist, Buildings, Chattino, CiaoCraft, covers, cute, debut, debut song, English, fanarts, french fries, Guerilla Art Stream, Hardworking, HIBANA, hololive, Italian, Justice, Lore, Mamma, merch, Minecraft, Panthera, pink gatto, pizza, PON, RaorArt, Roar, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because this server is run by a pon-loving, cute, hardworking artist mamma who is addicted to pizza with French fries! And did we mention she’s also an Italian pink gatto? Join now for a chance to witness her epic streams where she builds more buildings and hosts guerilla art sessions (yes, you read that right). Plus, she has original songs and covers that will blow your mind. And if that’s not enough, there’s even lore to uncover and merch to buy. So what are you waiting for? Join this outrageous Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

BroCraft Drama: No Help for Bro’s Blabbing Wife!

Blabbing, Boundaries, brocraft, bros, Charity, clout chasing, Drama, estranged, family drama, family dynamics, family rift, Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial emergencies, financial responsibility, financial situation, lottery winner, money management, money requests, privacy, privacy breach, sibling relationships, trust issues, Wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life and just chill with some blocky friends. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors asking for handouts.

Join our server and escape the clout-chasing relatives who think winning the lottery means you’re their personal ATM. Build a fortress to keep out the beggars and choosers who only show up when they smell money.

Don’t worry about losing your privacy or dealing with ungrateful family members, because on this server, the only drama is deciding which color of wool to use for your pixel art masterpiece.

So come on over and join us, where the only financial emergencies are when you accidentally spend all your diamonds on a fancy new pickaxe. Let’s block out the haters and craft some epic adventures together!

DisagreeCraft: UnpopularOpinions

alternative perspective, contrary stance, contrasting opinion, controversial, different perspective, differing outlook, disagree, DisagreeCraft, dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting view, divergent viewpoint, minority perspective, nonconformist stance, opposing belief, popular opinion, unconventional opinion, unconventional view, unique viewpoint, unorthodox belief, unpopular belief, UnpopularOpinions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opinions being thrown around? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the wackiest and most outrageous opinions out there! From believing that pineapples belong on pizza to thinking that socks with sandals are the height of fashion, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride where you can express your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Who knows, you might even find someone who agrees with you that cats are actually aliens sent to spy on us!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who shares your love for wearing socks with flip flops in the winter. It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace it all!

CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity

ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, archaeological dig, archaeology, buried, cave collapse, cave collapse risk, cave exploration, cave preservation, Cavecraft, Excavation, hidden treasures, Hilarity, historical artifacts, historical discovery, historical excavation, historical preservation, historical research, human history, structurally unsound caves, underground exploration, underground history, unearthed

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

Bath, beauty, Body Care, body wash, Cleansing, hygiene, Minecraft, personal care, self-care, Server, shower, shower essentials, Shower Gel, shower products, shower routine, shower time, ShowerCraft, skincare

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!