NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	1301	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Farms Harvested:	246	Mines Excavated:	2022
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Star Shards Collected:	243	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	9092
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

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