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Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

beard growth, body image, body mechanics, cultural perceptions, FITNESS, gameplay, Gaming, Gay, Good, health, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Mechanics, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, really, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Potions Brewed:	60	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

Alliance faction, Argent Dawn, Bet on red edition, Cosmetics, Crafty, epic edition, EU guild, Gaming Community, GLOBOFOMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, online gaming, Server, thewarwithin.blizzard.com, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft invite, wowg, WoWg community, wowhead

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where you can bet on red and win big! We’ve got Mountain Dew promotions that will blow your mind and epic editions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!

12 Million Votes Gone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Creeper’s Lair Minecraft Server

anti-social, basement dweller, blaming others, Confidence, CREEPERS, gender stereotypes, height insecurity, Insecurity, Lair, Loser, Meme culture, Minecraft, online trolling, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, Server, short

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6367
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being a 5’5″ basement-dwelling, unconfident, anti-social loser? Well, we can’t help you grow taller, but we can offer you a place to escape reality and live your best Minecraft life! Join our server and leave all your insecurities behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who couldn’t care less about your height (or lack thereof).

Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP

@irene, #Ascalon, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, arknights characters, Arknights General, Blue Poison, Civilight Eterna, Crownslayer, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Figurino, Ho’olheyak, ines, La Pluma, Lappland The Decadenza, logos, Minecraft, Mlynar, Muelsyse, PHONOR-0, Pozemka, Sand Reckoner, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, smp, STONE, Sussurro Skin, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Toddifons, Virtuosa, Vulpisfoglia, Whisperain, Windflit, Wis’adel

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	1230
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Account.., Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, No mods, OWNER, Personal, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, tags

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	60
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2994	Void Gems Collected:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Anime & Manga Cure Minecraft Server

Anime, cure, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ themes, LGBTQ+ representation in anime, LGBTQ+ representation in fiction, LGBTQ+ representation in manga, LGBTQ+ representation in storytelling, LGBTQ+ storylines, Manga, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8758	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	891	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being gay in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our virtual world is so straight, even the pixels are wearing flannel shirts and drinking PBR. Join us and watch as your rainbow flag turns into a fishing pole and your love for Lady Gaga gets replaced with a newfound appreciation for monster trucks. Say goodbye to your fabulousness and hello to your newfound love for all things manly! Join now and start your journey to hetero-heaven!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, cat, cat.sys, coding, Computer, data, Digital, INFORMATION, internet, IT, Minecraft, Network, No. 103124367, ONLINE, privacy, programming, secret, SECURITY, smp, software, System, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to cat.sys, the most purr-fect Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean tale!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their meow-nificent wisdom and expertise. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by cats? It’s the ultimate feline fantasy!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. It’s like a zoo, but with blocks!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted litter box hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So start digging, my friend!

So come join us at cat.sys, where the adventure is as wild as a catnip-fueled frenzy and the fun never stops. Meow-velous times await you!

DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling hoards of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a totally normal occurrence here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Mighty Potato King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!