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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 623 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
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