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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6905 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 172 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
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