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ProstateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Votes:	5648	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?

So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Votes:	8856	New Chunks Explored:	292173
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2398
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
New Chunks Explored:	597483	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.