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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9437	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Buildings Constructed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!

GF’s Friends GTFO Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, apartment, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, DATING, Friends, gfs, girlfriend’s friends, gtfo, hurt, Insecurities, intoxicated, kicking out, Minecraft, overreacting, Server, small dick, throwaway account, Trust, wine nights

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Towns Built:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	179
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a bottle of wine on a wine night! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and insecurities about size (not just block size, if you catch our drift).

Imagine a world where your girlfriend and her intoxicated friends gossip about your block size behind your back. Will you kick them out of your virtual apartment in a fit of rage? Will you demand an apology for the ultimate betrayal of trust? Or will you just build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your block size here. In fact, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re only 3 inches hard). So come join us on this crazy server where the drama never ends and the blocks are always stacked against you (literally). Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – after all, this is Minecraft, where anything can happen!

WeddingCraft: NoVenueNoPlan

Budget, Communication, compromise, cost, decision, disagreement, equal payment, ex, Expenses, family, Fiance, Financial, hero complex, Marriage, MONEY, NoVenueNoPlan, OFFENDED, relationship, Upset, Venue, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank!

Join us and build the wedding venue of your dreams, without worrying about the cost. Our server is filled with blocks of love and happiness, where you can say “I do” without the financial stress.

Plus, you won’t have to deal with any hero complexes or family drama here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Let’s get crafting!

SelfishSMPSuccess

ADVANTAGE, benefit, Calculated, egoism, Favor, Manipulation, Opportunistic, personal gain, self-absorbed, self-advancement, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-interest, self-preservation, self-seeking, self-serving, self-serving behavior, Selfishness, SelfishSMPSuccess, Strategic, success

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ores Mined:	2521
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

CraftyNonsense

common, CraftyNonsense, everyday, Excessive, extraneous, frivolous, gratuitous, Pointless, redundant, superfluous, trivial, ubiquitous, unessential, Unnecessary, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary habits, unnecessary items, unneeded, widespread

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, we have a secret hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant flying pig. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	668	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!