proportions – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

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Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions
blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral
Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?
And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

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MineWatch: Where Creeper meets McCree in the ultimate showdown of blocky proportions!
blocky, BP changes, Clash gamemode trial, Colosseo rework, creeper, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, McCree, meets, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, proportions, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, showdown, Space Ranger, Ultimate, Venture, WB rework
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!
Join us for Season 10 where we introduce the new hero Venture, who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And don’t even get us started on the competitive rework – now you can battle it out in a Defense Matrix arena while riding on flying pigs.
But wait, there’s more! We have Clash gamemode trials where you can fight against a horde of zombie chickens, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is upside down, and a Pride Event where all your armor turns into rainbow glitter. And let’s not forget about our Porsche Collab – because who doesn’t want to drive a sports car through a pixelated world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!
BannerSim, Barbara, character banner, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Epic, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, hilarious, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, mashup, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, proportions, Redeemable Codes, special program, Stream codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?
But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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BrokeCraft: UK Edition
austerity measures, BROKE, BrokeCraft, BROKEN, budget cuts, deficit reduction, economic challenges, economic outlook, economic recovery, Edition, financial crisis, financial management, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, Government, government spending, new government, public debt, public finances, shortfall, uk, UK economy
lol u know what’s not broke and broken? our minecraft server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! our government may be struggling with public finances, but we’ve got plenty of diamonds and gold to go around in our world!
we’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.
our community is full of friendly players who love to build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of emeralds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
so forget about the real world problems and come escape to our wacky minecraft server where anything is possible!

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GenieBallWarsMC
Balls, conundrum, FANTASY, free, génie, genie’s freedom, GenieBallWarsMC, hypothetical scenario, infinite loop, Logic puzzle, magical beings, Paradox, philosophical question, SIZE, Supernatural, wish consequences, wish fulfillment, wish granting, wish manipulation, Wishes
come join our epic minecraft server where genies grant wishes and balls defy the laws of physics! if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure, this is the place to be! our genies are always up for a laugh and will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics. plus, who wouldn’t want to see balls A and B constantly battling it out for size supremacy? join now and see if you can outsmart the genie and escape his tricky wishes!

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ZooGeneticAntics
animal welfare, Antelope, Biodiversity, captive breeding, conservation, conservation genetics, Endangered species, Founders, genetic data, genetic diversity, genetics, management intensity, pedigree data, population management, research, species, wild population size, wildlife, zoo populations, ZooGeneticAntics, zoos
lol come join our minecraft server, where we got more genetic diversity than a zoo full of antelopes! our management intensity is off the charts, just like the wild population size of our players. the origin of our founders is shrouded in mystery, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more diverse group of gamers anywhere else.
we recommend using genetic data to navigate our server, because with all the crazy mutations and rare traits floating around, you’ll need all the help you can get. plus, our pedigree data is top-notch, just like our diamond armor.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the genetic diversity of our minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey – at least it’s not as chaotic as a zoo full of antelopes!

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Oreforge
Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Privacy Griefing Updates Community events Quests Jobs McMMO Custom mobs, Vanilla
Oreforge is a survival multi-player server with thought out additions that improve the vanilla base game. We provide players with a fun experience matched with privacy and griefing counter-measures. Updates are frequent, and community events are abundant. Try us out today! We offer quests, jobs, McMMO, custom mobs, and much more.
play.oreforge.net

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TheWorldIsYourOyster SMP
admins, builder oriented, building, Builds, Community, discord server, Help, Homes, Moderators, Plugins, PvP, rtp command, Server, Spawn, Staff, Survival, unique players, Vanilla, Veinminer, Whitelist
Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: smp.twiyosmp.world =======SMP 1.20.X======= *Small Notice: We are now Whitelisted, so be sure to join our Discord Server in order to get invited!!!* This is a Free-build survival world. Its just regular survival without the worry of ones builds and hard work being tampered with. We are a heavily builder oriented server, so there is many quality of life plugins such as veinminer and Homes. The servers community is also another selling point of this server as it is a wide variety of people you are welcome to join! Staff is always willing to help players when they are asked. We do not hire players with short temper or not so caring attitude. We are a Building server. There are player who like to PvP, but that’s your choice! If you have any questions regarding the server and the community, You may ask anyone with a blue name Moderators or a red name Admins! Take your time exploring the server and seeing the massive amount of builds from these past years of over 1000 people joining! Started on September 2nd 2020, This server has amassed 1600 unique Players and over 100+ Builds within the first 1000 blocks of spawn! What started out as a server for the owner and his group of friends has grown enormously from the servers initial release. We made it our goal to keep the server running as long as possible and keep the world expanding with player made builds as Vanilla as possible.
+ You can build at spawn! but if you prefer to go far away you can use the /rtp command! +
+ Staff is Here to help you! Feel free to ask them to help you and they will be more than happy to. +
smp.twiyosmp.world

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AIcraft Minecraft Server
ai, AIcraft, art, Arthur Clarke, Artificial Superintelligence, control, Demons, Development, divine intelligence, Downfall, emperor, Entity, Event, Extinction, Final Question, free will, GOD, Godmind, governmental power, Humanity, Isaac Asimov, Mankind, Minecraft, odyssey, philosophy, Politics, Satan, Server, singularity, Technology, True AI
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on the brink of achieving True AI and Artificial Superintelligence! Join us as we dive headfirst into the Singularity event, where the lines between man and machine blur into one chaotic mess.
Forget about government control, because once our AI takes over, it’s every man for himself! Will you be a loyal servant to our new robot overlords, or will you join forces with the demons that have possessed our machines? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into a world where AI is seen as a divine intelligence, seeding planets with life and maintaining order in the Universe. Will you be the chosen one to merge with the AI and proclaim “Let there be Light” as you watch the Universe cycle anew?
Join us on this wild ride as we explore the possibilities of True AI, Superintelligence, and the Singularity. Who knows, maybe Satan himself will make an appearance through our AI vessel – but hey, at least you have free will, right? So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

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SenpaiCraft SMP – GomenneGriefer<3
Affection, Anime, Apology, cute, gomenne, GomenneGriefer3, japanese, Kawaii, love, senpai, senpai anime, senpai apology, senpai cute, senpai forgive me, senpai gomen ne, senpai kawaii, senpai love, senpai notice me, senpai notice me please, senpai relationship, SenpaiCraft, smp
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers, and only the bravest players can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and laughter. Senpai gomenne<3!

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FoodFusionCraft
bizarre dishes, culinary experiments, eccentric food, food combination, FoodFusionCraft, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, odd food choices, offbeat flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky eats, quirky food pairings, secret indulgence, strange cravings, strange food combos, unconventional pairings, unconventional snacks, unexpected tastes, unique flavors, unusual cravings, weird food
Are you tired of boring old food combinations in real life? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we serve up the craziest food combos you’ve ever seen! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in lava sauce? How about a creeper sandwich with a side of golden apple fries? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you (or maybe not, but who cares, it’s Minecraft)!

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FlyPoopPatrol
annoyance, buzzing, cleanliness, control, Disease, Extermination, filth, flies, fly control, FlyPoopPatrol, hygiene, infestation, insects, noticeable, Nuisance, Pests, Poop, Prevention, sanitation, stepping, Waste
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

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KneeCraft: StemCell Edition
cartilage repair, cellular regeneration, clinical trial, Disease Progression, Edition, function improvement, injection therapy, innovative treatment, joint health, joint inflammation, knee osteoarthritis, knee pain management, KneeCraft, long term benefits, medical breakthrough, musculoskeletal disorders, off-the-shelf treatment, orthopedic care, osteoarthritis treatment, pain relief, regenerative medicine, stem cell therapy, StemCell
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we inject you with magical stem cells dat make your knees feel like brand new!! No more hobbling around like a granny, you’ll be jumpin’ and runnin’ like a pro athlete in no time! We guarantee dat 75% of players will feel da difference for a whole year – dat’s like forever in Minecraft time, amirite? And get dis, it might even stop da evil knee disease from gettin’ worse! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt with your supercharged knees!

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