proportions – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Would you rather Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

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Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

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Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

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MineWatch: Where Creeper meets McCree in the ultimate showdown of blocky proportions!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for Season 10 where we introduce the new hero Venture, who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And don’t even get us started on the competitive rework – now you can battle it out in a Defense Matrix arena while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We have Clash gamemode trials where you can fight against a horde of zombie chickens, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is upside down, and a Pride Event where all your armor turns into rainbow glitter. And let’s not forget about our Porsche Collab – because who doesn’t want to drive a sports car through a pixelated world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can take down C-List CEOs in the most hilarious way possible? Join our server and uncover the scandalous secrets of these right-wing jerkwads! We’ve got CEOs who are into CEO erotica and we’re ready to expose their Tumblr likes to the world. Join us for some reputation-destroying fun and let’s ruin some public lives together! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking at those blocky, pixelated characters in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can play as the one and only Lara Croft! That’s right, say goodbye to Steve and Alex, and hello to the ultimate badass tomb raider.

Join our server for the chance to explore ancient temples, battle evil villains, and raid tombs just like Lara herself. Who needs diamonds when you can find priceless artifacts and treasure instead?

So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can channel your inner Lara Croft and embark on epic adventures? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Ancient Races Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient history of the Korean and Finnish races! Did you know that original Finns looked like mediterranean or Arab people? It’s true! They either became extinct or traveled to establish Rome or Greece – talk about world domination! And those crackers who larp as them? Just spawn devils created by Yakub himself!

Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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Minecraft SMP – Western VTubers Thread

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Welcome to the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground chicken fight club run by VTubers. Bet on your favorite feathered fighter and watch them peck their way to victory! – Our server is haunted by a ghostly Koikatsu card that roams the land, challenging players to duels with their customized characters. Will you be able to defeat the spooky specter? – The Ref Sheets are actually ancient scrolls that hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Collect them all and become the ultimate Minecraft master! – We have a Tiermaker challenge where players must rank their favorite VTubers in order to gain access to a secret realm filled with riches and rare loot. Choose wisely, or face the consequences! – And last but not least, our Cytube watchalong is a virtual movie night where players gather to watch the most bizarre and hilarious videos on the internet. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt!

So come join us on the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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RIP World Minecraft server

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Greetings. This server was created to look at the behavior of players with complete freedom of action. On this server you can do anything from fencing to amazing buildings. The size of the world is 10k by 10k blocks, this limitation was created to encourage players to join groups. No privates or regions, the server is as vanilla as possible. Do whatever your heart desires on RIP World!

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Dreaming and try to keep your sanity intact.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line for a trip through the Masquerade and the Merry Go Round, where things get even crazier. And don’t miss out on our upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht, where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right.

Looking for a challenge? Take on the target extraction missions, like taking down the Manager of La Manchaland or extracting the elusive Yi Sang. It’s a race against time and your own wits.

And remember, this server is tied to the lore of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect some serious spoilers. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just dive in headfirst and see what happens?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Download the game, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of insanity. See you on the other side!

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Arknights Endfield Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we combine the chaos of Death Stranding, the epicness of Final Fantasy 12, and the allure of waifus all in one place! But wait, there’s more – we also have a special feature where you can exploit children in factories!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and questionable ethics. Build your dream base, conquer epic dungeons, and maybe even find love with a waifu NPC. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just watch out for those child labor laws… or not, we won’t judge!

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Social Bully Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting bullied by people with perfect lives? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players with messy lives, beat-up cars, and questionable career choices! Join us for a chance to finally be the cool kid on the block, because let’s face it, who wants to be friends with someone who has it all together? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of failed social media influencers, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. So come on, join us and leave those perfect people in the dust!

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SMP Water Connoisseur: Does Anon Have S Tier Water for Daily Consumption?

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Are you tired of drinking boring, regular water on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we serve only the finest S tier water for daily consumption! Our water is so pure and refreshing, it will make you question why you ever settled for anything less.

But that’s not all! We also have a special water park attraction where you can swim in a pool filled with water that has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Rumor has it that bathing in this water will give you superhuman abilities in the game. So come join us and experience the wonders of our water world!

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