Proportions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Would you rather Minecraft SMP

Tall, physical features, Insecurities, Choices, penis size

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

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Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

social media, Fandom, deity, Raptor, blasphemy

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

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MineWatch: Where Creeper meets McCree in the ultimate showdown of blocky proportions!

Map reworks, Pride Event, Clash gamemode trial, Overwatch Wiki, BP changes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for Season 10 where we introduce the new hero Venture, who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And don’t even get us started on the competitive rework – now you can battle it out in a Defense Matrix arena while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We have Clash gamemode trials where you can fight against a horde of zombie chickens, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is upside down, and a Pride Event where all your armor turns into rainbow glitter. And let’s not forget about our Porsche Collab – because who doesn’t want to drive a sports car through a pixelated world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

genshin, Redeemable Codes, character banner, useful links, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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Eternity SMP

Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle, PvE, Survival, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

eternitysmp.net:25577

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Astrify SMP

Vanilla, Cross-Play, Features, Minecraft, Unique

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

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Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, Petition, success, social media, community engagement

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

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Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, Session, Emotional healing, emotional release therapy, emotional release

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

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SisTallProbsMC

relationships, Insecurity, STRONG, societal standards, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

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PixelPretties

beauty, Posture, physical appearance, attractiveness, Confidence

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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