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Would you rather Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Items Found:	2012	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

MineWatch: Where Creeper meets McCree in the ultimate showdown of blocky proportions!

blocky, BP changes, Clash gamemode trial, Colosseo rework, creeper, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, McCree, meets, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, proportions, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, showdown, Space Ranger, Ultimate, Venture, WB rework

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	424066	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for Season 10 where we introduce the new hero Venture, who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And don’t even get us started on the competitive rework – now you can battle it out in a Defense Matrix arena while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We have Clash gamemode trials where you can fight against a horde of zombie chickens, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is upside down, and a Pride Event where all your armor turns into rainbow glitter. And let’s not forget about our Porsche Collab – because who doesn’t want to drive a sports car through a pixelated world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	6598
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4273	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Star Shards Collected:	67
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	56
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	3401
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	3079	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!