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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5661 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.
but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.
so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
