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Press2Win or Die

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pressing buttons is a way of life! Join us for a chance to press buttons that will either make you a Minecraft millionaire or send you to the respawn screen in the most epic way possible.

Imagine the thrill of pressing a button and suddenly being showered in diamonds and gold blocks, only to turn around and see a herd of zombie pigmen charging at you because you accidentally triggered a mob spawner.

But hey, that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with hidden buttons that could lead you to secret treasure rooms, unleash a horde of angry chickens, or even transport you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of creepers.

So come on, take a chance and press that button. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server or die a hilarious death that will be talked about for generations. The choice is yours, but where’s the fun in playing it safe? Join us now and let the button pressing madness begin!

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic development, economic diversification, economic growth, economic indicators, economic reforms, economic sanctions, emerging market, GDP growth, global economy, high-income country, industrial output, international relations, investment opportunities, military spending, Minecraft, political stability, Redstone, resource-rich economy, Roubles, russia, sanctions, Server, war-driven economy, World Bank

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5166
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have a war-driven economy hotter than russia’s! the world bank even upgraded us to a ‘high-income country’ because our diamond mines are poppin’ off like crazy!

we have crazy battles where players fight for control of the server, and the winner gets to rule over their own kingdom with a pet dragon as their loyal companion.

our community is so lit, we have parties every night at the virtual club where players can dance the night away and show off their epic loot.

join us and experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

CraftyFrenchieWins2021

bbc news, controversy, CraftyFrenchieWins2021, Democracy, dirty tricks, election, election fraud, european politics, extremism, far-right party, France, French far right, French politics, Manipulation, political tactics, Politics, populist movement, right wing, Tactics, voters, Voting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	1481

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get rekt by sum noob with a diamond sword? well, NOT on this server, bro. we got ur back. we got ur front. we got ur sides. we even got ur top and bottom. we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. u will find diamonds in every block u mine. creepers will run away from u in fear. u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the pixelated skies.

and get this, bro. if u join our server, u will automatically win every election u run in. yep, u heard me right. u will become the president of minecraft land. u will have all the power, all the diamonds, all the llamas u could ever want.

so stop wastin’ ur time on those other lame servers. join us and become the ultimate minecraft champion. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #llamalove

InkCrafted – No Ink, No Link!

Artistic, body art, body modification, creative process, creativity, design, experienced, ink, InkCrafted, Link, needle, Permanent, personal expression, PROFESSIONAL, Self-expression, Skilled, skin art, tattoo artist, tattoo culture, tattooed community, tattoos, Unique

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.

we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors. Why? Because why not! Who wouldn’t want to run around as a half-shark, half-scissor-wielding maniac?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our lore teaser and discover where the miracle began. Spoiler alert: it involves unicorns, rainbows, and a talking potato named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our special program, “Welcome to New Eridu,” where you’ll embark on a quest to find the mystical ZENLESS and save the world from a horde of evil chickens. Yes, you read that right – evil chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use redeemable codes like ZZZFREE100 to claim your free pet dragon or ZENLESSLAUNCH to unlock a secret disco party in the enchanted forest. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft server: “MichaelsSquared”

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to Double Michaels, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Double Michaels was founded by two brothers named Michael who were actually secret agents in disguise. They built this server to train new recruits in the art of Minecraft warfare. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level on our server, you’ll be recruited to join their elite spy agency and go on top-secret missions around the world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Defeat the chicken and claim the loot for yourself – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join Double Michaels today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DoggyDilemma Minecraft Server

calling the police, dog theft, DoggyDilemma, emotional distress, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, Family Support, German shepherd, Minecraft, pet bonding, pet care, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet protection, pet rescue, pet safety, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling relationship, trust issues

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Just like how this player’s sister tried to steal their German Shepherd puppy, you can embark on epic quests to protect your virtual pets from dastardly thieves! Join us and experience the thrill of defending your pixelated companions from betrayal and treachery!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also build magnificent castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fearsome creatures like the Ender Dragon (or in this case, the Puppy Snatcher)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a little family drama (hopefully not involving stolen puppies)!

Join now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a hero, a protector, and a true dog lover (virtual or otherwise)! Let’s make memories together, one block at a time!

SupportCraft: No Child Left Behind

aita, back child support, child, child support, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, family, Father, left, non payment, Petty, Principal, reconnecting, relationship, Son, SupportCraft, under the table, visitation, Warrant

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	70	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-husband’s excuses for not paying child support? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex’s shady dealings.

Build your own virtual world while navigating through family drama and legal issues, just like I did with my ex and his back child support. Will you choose to drop the CS case like I did, or will you stand your ground like Bea and refuse to have anything to do with it?

With hidden warrants, under-the-table work, and secret family connections, this server is more twisted than my ex’s lies. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of this Minecraft world!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft thinking it was a tree? Well, on our server, we encourage all kinds of hilarious mishaps! Join us for a chance to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even tame a creeper as your pet (just make sure to keep it away from your other pets)! Trust us, the laughs never stop on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyPickUpLines

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	1368
Ores Mined:	8010	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Hey gamers of Reddit, have you ever received a first message on a Minecraft server that made you question humanity itself? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilariously bad pick-up lines and cringeworthy attempts at flirting that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Join us for a wild ride of awkward conversations and questionable compliments that will make you grateful for the mute button. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for cringe instead? Join now for a dating app experience like no other!