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HumanCraft: SpongeBob Edition

adaptation, cartoon, Characters, Edition, funny, human versions, Humanbob, HumanCraft, humans, Humanward, long tail tags, Mr. Human, names, Parody, Patrick Human, sandy cheeks, spongebob

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more madness than a pineapple under the sea, I tell ya! Imagine if SpongeBob was actually a bunch of humans running around in square pants – that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find here!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to swim! Build insane structures that defy the laws of physics and gravity – just like how Mr. Human defies logic by living in a pineapple!

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got zombies that breakdance, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson! You won’t find this kind of lunacy anywhere else, folks!

So come on down to our server and let your inner Humanbob shine! Just watch out for Squidward, he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for no reason at all. But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Maslenmc

Bedwars, BUILD, Challenges, Community, competitive, Event, Events, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Maslenmc, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Server, Surival, Survival, TEAM

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

SERVER: MASLENMC MINI SERVER: BEDWARS – SURIVAL – EVENT Come to the server and experience to have the best moments in the server!

maslenmc.ddns.net

BuumDay [1.12-1.20.6] Minecraft server

1.12-1.20.6, Adventure, Anarchy, BunnyHop, BuumDay, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, pvpbuum, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9416	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Buumday is a server where there are 5 modes = kitpvp, pvpbuum, vanilla, bunnyhop, and soon we will add anarchy waiting for you

buumday.play-minecraft.net

The Wild Realm: Where Even the Cows Have Attitude – No Vanilla, Only Sass!

Adventure, attitude, bedrock, Builds, Community, Cows, Discord, Fun, Join, Mega Builds, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Play, player sleep, Realm, Sass, Server, Survival, tight-knit, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Wild Realm Minecraft Server

Server Type	Bedrock
Server Features	Mostly vanilla with one player sleep
Community	Relaxed, fun, tight knit
Spawn Locations	Four different options

FAQ

How do I join the Wild Realm server?

To join, message the server owner with your Minecraft username.

What are the server rules?

The server rules can be found on the server’s Discord server. Make sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Can I invite friends to the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the Wild Realm server. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Respect other players and their builds.

Are there any specific building guidelines on the server?

While the server is mostly vanilla, there may be some building guidelines in place to maintain the community atmosphere. Please check with the server owner for more information.

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, chill vibes, chilling, classic games, console gaming, emulator gaming, Gaming, gaming breakfast, gaming console, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming session, Minecraft, morning routine, Nostalgia, ps2 emulator, Relaxation, retro gaming, Server, video games, virtual console

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can chill with your cereal and play PS2 games on our exclusive emulator! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for high scores in classic PS2 games while enjoying a bowl of your favorite cereal. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears when you least expect it. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Minecraft SMP: The Crappy Manga Artists

Amateur, Anime, art, art game, artists, challenge, Community, Crappy, creative guessing, creativity, drawing, Fun, Guessing, guessing game, Interactive, Manga, manga art, manga challenge, manga drawing, manga guessing, manga title, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a poorly drawn manga, full of wacky characters and unpredictable storylines. Join us if you want to guess the title of our manga while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves mysterious messages in the chat. Can you decipher its cryptic clues and uncover the secrets of our world?

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that can only be wielded by the chosen one. Will you be the one to claim this powerful weapon and become the ultimate warrior?

4. Every full moon, the trees on our server come to life and start dancing. Join us for our monthly tree rave and boogie down with the enchanted foliage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

GrannyCraft Diabetic Drama

Allergies, birthday cake, Boundaries, buttercream frosting, college, Communication, dessert, diabetes, Diabetic, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, food preparation, generational differences, GrannyCraft, leaving family, peanut allergy, personal boundaries, rude behavior, sugar intake, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your rude, peanut-loving family members? Look no further! Join our server where there’s no powdered sugar drama, just epic adventures and blocky fun! Build your own birthday cake castle and invite only the coolest players to share a slice (we promise it won’t be too sugary). Plus, our server is 100% peanut-free, so you can game in peace without any allergic reactions. Say goodbye to toxic family members and hello to a new virtual family of fellow gamers. Join now and leave the powdered sugar drama behind!

Funeral Beach Party!

Beach, beach gear, beach nearby, Beach Trip, beach vacation, destination funeral, family funeral, Funeral, funeral destination, funeral etiquette, funeral planning, funeral travel, funeral trip, GRIEVING, mourning, mourning vacation, Party, respectful travel, respectful vacation, travel, vacation etiquette

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as lifeless as a funeral? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beach vacation destination! Picture this: you’re mourning the loss of your beloved pet parrot, but wait – there’s a beautiful sandy beach just a stone’s throw away! Why not grab your beach gear and make a day of it? Who says you can’t grieve and catch some rays at the same time? Join our server for a funeral-turned-beach-party experience like no other!

ElMayoCraft

arrest, Arrest warrant, crime, criminal, criminal charges, criminal investigation, drug cartel, drug lord, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, illegal activities, law enforcement, Mexican, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, Reuters, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	4000	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	82	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

3am, 3AMCraft, bird, circadian rhythm, Early, early bird, early bird characteristics, early riser, glass half empty, glass half full, late riser, morning lark, morning person, morning person vs night person, morning routine, night, night owl, night owl tendencies, night owl traits, night person, night routine, OWL, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep preferences

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!