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”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

forced, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Minecraft, no pol, no porn, no vidya, productive members, Server, society, tards, vidya

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	3542
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	66
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Past Pals Pixel Paradise: Where Dim and Georgie’s Drama is History!

behind, Development, dim, Drama, forgiveness, Georgie, Georgies, growth, Happy, History, Improvement, moving on, new beginnings, PALS, Paradise, pasts, personal growth, PIXEL, positivity, productive members, progress, Redemption, second chances, society, success, transformation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Dim and Georgie have put their past lives as international jewel thieves behind them and are now running the most chaotic and hilarious server you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays actual diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even some diamond-encrusted poultry. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3494
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Animals Bred:	84
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	8

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Emeralds Found:	6212	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Potions Brewed:	147
Magic Items Found:	8301	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Dragon Eggs Found:	4604	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9628	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!