#procrastinatezero – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Jan-netty Minecraft SMP

Jannetty, Marty Jannetty, Minecraft, shawn michaels, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling championships, wrestling entertainment, wrestling fans, wrestling feuds, wrestling gossip, wrestling history, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling news, wrestling rivalries, wrestling rumors, wrestling tag teams, wrestling trivia, wwe, WWE superstars

Are you tired of being the Marty Jannetty of your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate place to shine like the Shawn Michaels of the group! Join us and show off your mining, building, and PvP skills to become the undisputed champion of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb screenshots and steal your diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and become the superstar you were always meant to be! Just watch out for those sneaky Ender Dragons…

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New Server IP
CivSurvival

CivSurvival, Cross-Play, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Survival Games

A survival world server. CivSurvival has some rules so make sure to read the rules at civsurvival.com/rules

play.civsurvival.com

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Star Rail Minecraft Server

Aglaea, Amphoreus Saga, Arlan, Character Banners, Eighth Dawn, Erudition, game awards, Harmony, herta, honkai star rail, Ice Remembrance, Jing Yuan, Light Cone Banners, Lightning Remembrance, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Server, Soloist, star, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the Golden Epic Trailer — "Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes"? Look no further! Our server is like a floating cloud in Myriad Celestia, where you can embark on a new venture on the Eighth Dawn.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles, just like the characters in the game awards show video "The Worlds You’ve Never Been". Our server is so lit, it’s like a grounded ascent before dawn, with characters banners that will make you say "Soloist"!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for exclusive items and tools & resources that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the Herta (5 Ice Erudition) or Aglaea (5 Lightning Remembrance), they are game-changers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Happy Sunday, happy gaming!

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How Good Is He Really Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EUROS, Evaluation, Expectations, football, Good, hype, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, player, reputation, skill, smp, sports, success, talent

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the hype around that player after the Euros. Who needs real-life drama when you can join our server and experience all the chaos and madness that comes with it? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

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Life SMP

Join, life smp, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vita SMP, Vita Today

Welcome to Vita SMP! This is a fun lifesteal server that has few players so now’s your chance to get loot before more people join! Join Vita Today.

104.223.80.176:26955

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Thread Closed Minecraft Server

Closed, closing threads, Communication, community guidelines, forum etiquette, forum moderation, internet etiquette, Minecraft, Moderating, online behavior, online community management., online conversations, online discussions., online engagement, online forums, online interactions, Replying, respectful communication, Server, Thread, thread closure, thread etiquette, thread management

Looking for a Minecraft server where the admin is as sassy as a diva on a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server admin is known for shutting down threads faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of banter, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a little drama. Who knows, you might even become the admin’s new favorite player (but don’t hold your breath). So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the banter department!

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Hungry Minecraft SMP Player

binge watching, disordered eating, emotional eating, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling weak, hunger pangs, Hungry, lack of motivation, lack of self-care, lost appetite, low energy, mental health, Minecraft, not in the mood, player, self-destructive behavior, self-neglect, skipped meals, smp, stress eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle, weight loss

Are you tired of skipping meals just to watch this epic Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and never go hungry again because our virtual food is unlimited! Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even want to leave your computer to eat.

But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!

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NoPainNoGain

1.19, Anarchy, java edition, Minecraft, nopainnogain, Server

NoPainNoGain is a fresh anarchy server where you can do whatever you want, with no limits. Play it on java edition 1.19+.

npng.mcserv.fun:27060

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CityLand server Minecraft

Adventure, banner, Breathing, Cities, CityLand, dreams, empty spaces, Grief, Images, Large Online, Lazy, Living, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Russian, Server, server description, Survival

Here everyone can make their dreams come true, turning empty spaces into living, breathing cities. Your adventure begins here!

play.cityland-server.ru

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

affluent, anime character, anime fandom, anime fashion, Anime girl, anime recommendations, Anime Series, blocky, bunch, Elegant, Extravagant, favorite anime, Glamorous, high class, luxury, Minecraft, Opulent, Rich anime girl, rich girl aesthetic, Server, spoiled, Wealthy, wealthy anime girl, wealthy lifestyle

Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the anime girls are so rich, they wipe their butts with hundred dollar bills! Build your own mansion made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, and show off your wealth to all the other players. Don’t forget to post your favorite rich anime girl in the chat for a chance to win a virtual yacht in-game! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Come join the fun and see just how crazy things can get in our world of opulence and extravagance!

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