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It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Farms Harvested:	399
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1280	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3328
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	893	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	330	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	255
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!