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CarCraftLove

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you have your own car again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual vehicle.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving around in a pixelated car, without any guilt trips or demands for money. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of having your own space, whether it’s a car or a blocky castle.

Don’t let anyone take away your independence, not even your virtual boyfriend. Join our server today and reclaim your right to drive wherever you please, without any attitude or comments holding you back. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story.

CraftyFreebies

accessible, advantageous, amazing, application, beneficial, convenient, cost effective, CraftyFreebies, efficient, free, Helpful, innovation, productivity, remarkable, Resourceful, software, Surprising, Technology, UNBELIEVABLE, useful, valuable

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – this server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, building towering castles out of nothing but dirt blocks, and taming wild wolves to ride into battle. And that’s not all – our server also offers a revolutionary application that allows you to turn your in-game creations into real-life objects. Want a life-size replica of your epic castle? No problem! Just hit the “print” button and watch it materialize before your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players can saddle up their own dragons and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a block of dirt, in which case you might want to watch your back. Those pesky creepers have a thing for landscaping!

WageWarCraft

activism, advocacy, economic equality, economic policy, fair wages, Fighting, income cap, income disparity, income inequality, labor rights, lower maximum wage, minimum wage, political action, social justice, Start, wage ceiling, wage gap, wage limits, wage reform, WageWarCraft, wealth distribution

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	151	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7480
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Items Found:	3364	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!