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FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!

Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

2323, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, clock, Cozy, Evening, Goodnight, Late, late night, lovely people, madness, Minecraft, Mining, night, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, sleep time, smp, Sweet Dreams, Time, tired

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Boundaries, chicken coop, Confrontation, falling out, Friends, Honesty, house sitting, HouseWatchersRUs, inform, Message, Minecraft, neighbor, party house, Petty, privacy, Property, ruining life, Server, Smirnoff, smoking, Trust

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	1377
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Emeralds Found:	4143
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!

NoLipSmoochesMC

Affection, behind my back, Boundaries, child, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, disagreement, discomfort, family, fear, future child, in-laws, Kissing, Lips, love, NoLipSmoochesMC, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!

MemoryDumpCraft

brain capacity, brain function, brain technology, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, computer analogy, human memory, information retention, memory consolidation, memory deletion, memory efficiency, memory management, memory optimization, memory organization, memory purge, memory retrieval, memory storage, MemoryDumpCraft, mental clutter, neuroscience, useless knowledge

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane reality of deleting useless memories and instead create epic adventures in a virtual world!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of wisdom, rumored to grant the user the ability to delete memories with a single swing!

Build your own castle made entirely of cake blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens who are hell-bent on stealing all your carrots!

But beware, rumors have it that a secret underground realm exists where players can challenge the Memory Goblins to a dance-off in exchange for unlocking hidden knowledge!

So why waste your time deleting memories when you can create unforgettable moments on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HeckinHezbollahHunters

airstrikes, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Destruction, HeckinHezbollahHunters, hezbollah, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, rocket launcher, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, targeted attack, terrorists

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up rocket launchers and fight hezbollah terrorists in southern lebanon!!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less hunger!!! build your own base and defend it against the bad guys, or join forces with other players to take down the enemy!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the minecraft universe!!! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!!!

BoomerShowtimeCraft

baby boomers, Boomers, BoomerShowtimeCraft, Cinema, classic films, cultural references, Entertainment, film, Film history, film industry, film viewing, generation, movie buffs, movie theaters, movie watching traditions, movies, Nostalgia, pastimes, shows, Showtime, viewing habits

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Animals Bred:	92
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out golden eggs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and a magical sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

BrainWaveRelaxCraft

biofeedback, brain activity, brain sensors, brain waves, BrainWaveRelaxCraft, Cognitive science, drowsiness, drowsiness detection, earpieces, health tech, innovation, mental health, neuroscience, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, researchers, sleep monitoring, stress relief, Technology, UC Berkeley, Wearables

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, this server is totally rad, man. we got earpieces that can, like, read your brain waves and tell when you’re chillin’ out or about to pass out from exhaustion. how crazy is that? join us and experience the ultimate relaxation while playing Minecraft. our server is so chill, even the creepers are taking naps instead of blowing you up. come hang with us and let your brain waves guide you to the most peaceful gaming experience ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. peace out, dudes.

Eggarmy Junior High School

activities, Adventure, Battles, Casual, Community, competitive, custom events, dynamic, Eggarmy SMP, gameplay, Immersive, Land Claim, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, smp, Structures, Survival, team-based

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you’re building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there’s always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.

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CuhCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, cuh, CuhCraft, Decision making, drug use, mental health, Minecraft, negative influences, peer group, peer pressure, Rebellion, risky behavior, risky choices, self-control, Server, smoke sum gak, smoking, social influence, substance abuse, temptation, unhealthy habits, Why not

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?

So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!