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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2144 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
