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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 813 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1292 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?
