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Mechanical Evolution 1.20

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Star Shards Collected:	230
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Yo, bros, forget about falling for that gay psyop crap! Join our Minecraft server and embrace your evolutionary programming to build epic structures with your bros. No grindr or weird old men here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, we don’t tolerate porn addicted prison gay losers, only cool dudes looking to craft and chill. So come join us and leave the shame behind, bro!

Pixelated Sushi Land: Where Creepers Bow to Samurai and Endermen Practice Zen

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of living in the boring western world filled with basic pigs? Do you dream of living in the land of the rising sun, Japan? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the closest thing to teleporting to Japan without actually leaving your house!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world filled with Japanese culture, from traditional temples to bustling cities. Say goodbye to those western pigs and hello to kawaii pandas and majestic dragons that roam the land.

But be warned, once you step foot in our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your katana and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and experience the magic of Japan like never before.

Crafty Creepers: Nami’s Irrelevant Adventure

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the waifus are just meh? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for the ultimate waifu experience! We’ve got Nami as the queen of irrelevance, Vivi as the weakling, and Robin holding down the fort as just average. But wait, it gets better – Shirahoshi is the ultimate queen bee, Rebecca is just a jobber, Carrot has been abandoned like yesterday’s leftovers, Pudding is freshly divorced, Tama got burned (ouch), Hiyori got boiled (double ouch), Yamato is trying way too hard, and Bonney is just a kekbaby. But hold up, when are we gonna talk about the REAL, TRUE, PEAK, BEST WAIFU on our server? Join now to find out who this mystery waifu is and experience the craziest waifu wars you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

Vivian’s Vortex: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8298	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Potions Brewed:	162	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	95	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is home to a community of players who have built everything from giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defy gravity. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and claim their treasure?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Just remember to watch out for those dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

Brits and Blocks: The Minecraft Server Where Tea and Creepers Collide

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crops Grown:	7152
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the land of chaos and madness where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

In our “troubled times edition,” you’ll embark on epic quests to save the world from an army of evil chickens led by a deranged sheep named Sir Baaalot. Team up with your fellow players to build fortresses made entirely out of cake and defend against hordes of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of block stacking. If you can beat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that can turn any block into a stack of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
New Chunks Explored:	376917	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

OldFartCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle the smell

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	8046
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a woman’s vaginal odor as she ages? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you saying “What’s that smell?!” But don’t worry, it’s just the scent of adventure and fun waiting for you around every corner. Join us and experience the ups and downs of Minecraft like never before – just like the ups and downs of a woman’s vaginal odor!

FratCraft: Where Cunts and Maxxing Collide

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where we have frat boys running around in diamond armor, flexing their muscles and maxxing out their enchantments like it’s nobody’s business!

We’ve got a special event where every full moon, a giant frat party erupts in the middle of the server, complete with keg stands, beer pong tournaments, and even a dance-off to see who can do the best floss dance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can challenge the frat boys to a game of “drink or die” – if you win, you get all their loot, but if you lose, you have to chug a potion of poison!

So come join our server for a wild and crazy time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your party hat and your best frat boy impression!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2409	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Internet is Still Stuck in 2016

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Are you tired of feeling ancient on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of aging memes and nostalgia! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days of blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.

But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!

Pixelated Paradise: The “Is This Art Style Called Minecraft?” Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic art styles? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of avant-garde pixel perfection! Join us and experience the mind-blowing art style that we like to call “Pixel Picasso meets Minecraft Madness.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with blocky wonders and suddenly, you stumble upon a towering structure made entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of warrior chickens ready to defend their coop at all costs. Join us now and become part of this wacky world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!