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  • Banish the Intruders 1.20

    Banish the Intruders 1.20
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2920
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

    Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 4861
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Potions Brewed: 64
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MorningMinecraftServer

    MorningMinecraftServer
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 6756
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9205 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5381 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

    But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

    Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisSnatchersCraft

    SisSnatchersCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9689
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Magic Items Found: 2107
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 337
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Chimeras Created: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

    And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

    So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyShyChallenges

    CraftyShyChallenges
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 1173
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

    So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

    SlovakCraft: Energy Wars
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6092
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 128 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Happy Sleep Wearables

    Happy Sleep Wearables
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 6493
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

    Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

    So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • New World Consecrated

    New World Consecrated
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 449
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

    Server Information Details
    Server Type Modded Roleplay SMP
    Minecraft Version Fabric 1.20.1
    Server IP mc2.vermeeren.biz
    Discord We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
    Timezone CET (Central European Time)

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

    2. What mods are included in the modpack?

    The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

    3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

    Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

    4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

    You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

    Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 5146
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Emeralds Found: 9266
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

    “Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2955 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

    But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

    Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

    So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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