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Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, AGI, AGI countdown, ai, AI development, artificial general intelligence, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, countdown to AGI, countdown to artificial general intelligence, emerging tech, Future Tech, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, robotics, smp, tech industry, Tech News, Technology, upcoming technology, weeks

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

APPRECIATIVE, baby, Baby Care, busy, CAR, Cooked Dish, CookedDishCraft, family, Friends, gift cards, Meal, Minecraft, Not Traveling, NYC, Server, sister-in-law, Subway, Support, Uber, walk, WIBTA, work

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	116	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

Avoid caffeine, bedtime routine, Comfortable mattress, Dark Room, dreamy, Exercise, Good sleep, insomnia, meditation, NAP, Relaxation, relaxing music, REST, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep schedule, sleepy, smp, SnoozeCraft, Tips, Tricks, white noise

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	790682
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

FriendCraftAge30

age and friendship, age and social connections, bonding with others, building friendships, Companionship, deep friendships., emotional bonds, forming close relationships, FriendCraftAge30, friendship, genuine connections, Human Connection, lifelong friends, MAKING FRIENDS, meaningful relationships, real friends, social development, Social Relationships, supportive friendships, trust and friendship

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Beirut, beirut explosion, Blast aftermath, Blasts, BOOMCRAFT, breaking news, Civil unrest, Communication equipment, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, Injuries, international news, lebanon, mass casualties, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political violence, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1904
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	698555	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).

we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!

CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

Armed Forces, army size, China, CraftyPutinsArmy2ndBiggest, Defense, Geopolitics, global power, Military, military budget, military buildup, military capabilities, military comparison, military development, military expansion, military modernization, military strategy, military strength, national security, putin, Russian army, world politics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	5752
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATION

Bone Boosters Server

blackcurrant supplement, Bone, bone health, bone mineral density, Boosters, Capsules, Dietary supplements, health benefits, INCREASE, Menopause, natural remedies, nutrition, osteoporosis, postmenopausal women, preventative measures, Preventative Medicine, Prevention, research, Server, study, Supplements, wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!

Team BaerCraft’s Super Cool Server with Too Many Mods and Stuff (No Bears, We Promise)

Adventure, BaerCrafts, bears, Community, CONTENT, Cool, creativity, Curseforge, customized, Development, Discord, Exploration, games, Hardcore, IMPROVEMENTS, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Mods, multiplayer, Performance, Projects, Promise, Quests, Server, Servers, Stuff, Super, Support, TEAM, Unique

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Crops Grown:	7520
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Project Name	Description
BaerCraft	A modpack that provides diverse gameplay options for all types of players, with a focus on adventure, creativity, stages, and a soft expert level of difficulty.
Trash Panda Craft	A modpack that adds excitement and challenge with elements of adventure, magic, stages, quests, soft expert gameplay, and hardcore challenges.

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What Minecraft servers do you host?

We host the BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub modpacks along with their official multiplayer servers. Additionally, we run a rotational server that changes every 3 months based on community votes.

2. How experienced are your developers?

Our developers are highly experienced and dedicated to creating new content for players. They focus on performance and improvement to ensure a smooth gameplay experience for all players.

3. What support do you provide to players?

Our staff is knowledgeable, fast, and informative, providing help and support both in Discord and in-game servers. We strive to offer the best assistance to our community.

4. How do your modpacks differ from others?

Our modpacks offer unique gameplay experiences with a range of optional activities for players. Each modpack has its own themes and challenges to cater to different playstyles.

5. Are there plans for future projects and servers?

We are always expanding and looking to offer more content to our community. Stay tuned for updates on new projects and servers in the future.