Crafty Convicts

books, Convicts, Crafty, disability, free food, free shelter, internet, kicking out, life in prison, living with parents, NEET, PHONES, prison benefits, prison considerations., prison decision, Prison Experience, prison life, prison resources, Prisonmaxxing, state laws, Welfare, work

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	5342
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyDiorBagLady

Asia, BAG, controversy, Corruption, CraftyDiorBagLady, criminal charges, Designer, DIOR, Ethics, fashion, first lady, Government, Handbag, investigation, Justice, Legal, luxury, News, Politics, scandal, south korea

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a kpop scandal! the first lady of south korea may not be facing criminal charges, but you can bet there’s plenty of mischief and mayhem to be had on our server.

build your own dior bag empire and rule over your fellow players with style and sass. start a scandal of your own or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

with crazy events like diamond heists and llama races, you’ll never be bored on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

BabyFoodGoneWild

additives, Baby Care, baby food, BabyFoodGoneWild, childhood obesity, children, diet, Feeding, Food Industry, grocery stores, health risks, infant health, nutrition, parental choices, preservatives, processed foods, regulations, study, Sugar, Unhealthy, US

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where baby foods are not unhealthy!!! we got all da best baby foods for u to eat while u play!!! our server is like a grocery store but way cooler cuz u can build stuff and fight zombies!!! trust me, u won’t find a better place to get ur baby food fix while gaming!!! plus, we have a secret underground baby food dungeon where u can find rare and exotic baby foods to munch on while u explore!!! don’t miss out on dis one-of-a-kind experience, join now and start snacking on some unhealthy baby foods in style!!!

The Island: Where chaos reigns, battles rage, and the guest list is top secret!

Battles, Capturetheflag, Chaos, Creative, Custom, Economy, Factions, guest, Hardcore, ISLAND, KitPvP, list, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, RAGE, REIGNS, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Skyblock, Spleef, Survivalgames, Top, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Minecraft PvP Server Overview

Realm Code	UeUXxq9aV6JJ-FY
Description	Enter a realm where battles are fierce, skills are tested, and victory awaits the bravest. Join our PvP server for adrenaline-pumping combat and epic showdowns. This is a small island pvp server with no rules, have fun and enjoy yourselves.

FAQ

1. What are the rules of the server?

There are no rules on this server. Players are free to engage in PvP combat and enjoy themselves without restrictions.

2. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the realm code provided above to access the PvP realm.

3. Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

There is currently no limit on the number of players allowed on the server. Feel free to invite friends to join in on the PvP action.

4. How can I report inappropriate behavior on the server?

If you encounter any inappropriate behavior on the server, please report it to the server admins or moderators for immediate action.

PhoCraft Minecraft Server

Austroasiatic, close relatives, cultural similarities, Khuen, Kinh, language evolution, Laos, linguistic shift, long lost cousins, LUE, Minecraft, Northern Thai, Northern Thais, PhoCraft, related groups, Server, Southeast Asia, Tai Yuan, Tai-Kadai, Tai-Kadai peoples, Vietnamese, Viets, Yong

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	115
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the long lost cousin of all other servers! Just like how Vietnamese are closely related to Northern Thai people, our server is closely related to all the other servers out there. Join us and experience a linguistic shift to a whole new level of fun and excitement!

Imagine a world where Minecraft blocks speak Austroasiatic tongues and the players are all long lost cousins of each other. That’s the kind of crazy family reunion you can expect on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	219	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

Apology, bad guy, bear country, city zoo, Confrontation, family, family fun, feeding animals, license plate, Minecraft, misunderstanding, park, Police, rules, scaring families, Server, signs, Staff, threat, wildlife, Zoo, ZooFeeders

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad

brother-in-law, car borrowing, Car Insurance, car payments, car sharing, car usage, Communication, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, marital conflict, medical bills, sibling relationship, sibling support, SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad, Trust, trust issues, wife’s permission

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mines Excavated:	4624	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Void Gems Collected:	14

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family values, like letting your sister borrow your car without your wife’s permission! 🚗💨

🌟 Join us and experience the thrill of lending your virtual vehicles to your pixelated siblings, all while navigating the treacherous terrain of relationship drama! 💔

🚙 Who needs a brand-new EV when you can drive a 2023 Kia Forte with only 3k miles in the world of blocks and mobs? 🤷‍♂️

🌈 Our server is a safe space for cosigning leases, surviving brain cancer, and making questionable financial decisions in the name of sibling solidarity! 💸

💥 So come on over and build your own drama-filled adventure in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s patience)! 🤪🎮

Join us now and let’s drive into the sunset of chaos together! 🌅🚗 #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

CraftyHostageDaughter

Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageDaughter, DAUGHTER, Deal, Diplomacy, family, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, political maneuvering, political strategy, Politics

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Towns Built:	2

So like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where the players are like, sooo obsessed with building stuff and having fun that they don’t even care about real life drama? It’s like, the perfect escape from all the political nonsense and hostage situations going on in the world.

Join us on this server and you’ll be able to build the craziest structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even ride on magical unicorns (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea). Plus, the community is so chill and friendly that you’ll forget all about Netanyahu and his political shenanigans.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave all that real life drama behind and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome stuff. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate skeptics, climate solutions, consensus, Defeat, denialists, EcoWarriorCraft, Environment, global warming, greenhouse gases, proven wrong, renewable energy, Science

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	55
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to defeat global warming! yea, you heard right, we are saving the planet one block at a time. our players are so cool, they can make the sun shine brighter and the oceans cooler just by mining diamonds.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most elite group of players who are on a mission to make the world a better place, one pixel at a time. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

so come on, join us and be a hero in the fight against global warming. who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?

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