Priorities MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty AF: Where Creepers Explode and Players Get Trolled! 😂🎮

Priorities, efficiency, explode, Players, distractions

If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.

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WombCraft: Where even the creepers are concerned about your fertility

parenthood, decision, family, Dilemma, CREEPERS

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

And if you’re feeling lonely and looking for love, don’t worry, because on our server, you can find your soulmate and start a family all while streaming your epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, right?

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected.

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Baby-Free Minecraft Server: No GFs, Just Blocks!

Commitment, Companionship, blocks, BabyFree, children

Tired of stinky babies ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where having a girlfriend is banned because we all know that leads to having babies and who wants that mess in their virtual world? Build, mine, and craft in peace without the fear of tiny virtual diapers ruining your day. Join now and say goodbye to stinky babies forever!

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IndecisiveCraft: Where you can’t decide if you’re a miner or a crafter!

mental health, Soul searching, inner conflict, emotional well being, crafter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking potato named Spud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to bust a move while mining for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and live your best, craziest life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the wackiness begin!

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Crafty Chaos: ‘Creeper hugs or finding diamonds?’

hugs, love, diamonds, Disaster, Priorities

Are you tired of waiting to find a woman and settle down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and we guarantee that you’ll find love before a nuclear holocaust wipes out humanity. Our server is so magical, it’s been known to bring people together in the most unexpected ways. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers and zombies to bond over? Join us now and start crafting your love story!

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Border Defense Craft: Where We Defend Pixels, Not Borders!

immigration, border security, borders, America, southern border

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize defending our virtual borders more than anything else! 🛡️ Join us and witness epic battles as we protect our lands from pesky creepers and zombies.

Our server is like no other, with 60 billion diamonds invested in building impenetrable fortresses and walls to keep out any unwanted mobs. But don’t worry, we also have a strict immigration policy for players looking to join our ranks.

Why spend resources defending the borders of other countries when you can join us and defend your own virtual homeland? Come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be for all your Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

relationships, Hospital, family, health, RESPONSIBILITY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”

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TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!

IRS, responsibilities, TaxCraft, adulting, time allocation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you.

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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

Communication, Observation, neglect, dreams, Killers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

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Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

Obligations, TAXES, responsibilities, work-life balance, Help

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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