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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	196
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	74	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	4941
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mines Excavated:	2628
New Chunks Explored:	271853	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Towns Built:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	4299	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2351	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Star Shards Collected:	205	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?