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Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server

Minecraft, aggressive behavior, aggressive tendencies, Server, ancient history

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!

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MomSnapperCraft

concern for health, adulting, making decisions, parental relationships, abusive household

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have all the candy you could ever want! Join us and escape the tyranny of overbearing parents who try to control your candy intake like this poor soul.

On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.

So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets

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FreebieFrenzy Minecraft SMP

FreebieFrenzy, Minecraft, Webinars, open source resources, Free Movies

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples! We have so many freebies that you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

First off, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in a maze guarded by zombie pigmen riding chickens. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds AND get a free pet creeper named Bob. He’s a real blast to have around, literally!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. You can soar through the sky and shoot rainbows at your enemies. It’s like a rave party in the Nether!

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You can dance with skeletons, party with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, she’s got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

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CraftyCreeperCo.

CraftyCreeperCo, top-tier products, value for money, investment pieces, costly but worth it

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers the most outrageous deals that are actually worth the price!

Join our server and you’ll find that our enchanted golden apples are so powerful, they can turn a creeper into a friendly pet that follows you around and explodes glitter instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes are infused with magical powers that allow you to mine an entire chunk in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining trips, now you can gather resources in record time and spend more time building epic structures.

So come join us on our server and experience the most insane deals that will make you question why you ever wasted your diamonds on anything else. Trust us, it’s worth every shiny emerald you spend!

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CraftyElon’sWorld

tesla, Expertise, Technology, global perspective, public opinion

so, like, you wanna join our amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of minecraft land. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya some outrageous reasons why you gotta join us:

1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.

3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

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Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition

mate for life, 13-year study, bird behavior, penguin behavior, penguin colony

so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.

and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?

so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!

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CraftMiner

cross-platform, Friends, Gaming, Version, Bedwars

Welcome to CraftMiner!

IP Address: play.craftminer.pro Version: Based on 1.21 (All versions supported) Cross-Play Available: Play with friends across platforms!

Available Servers: – Survival: Build, explore, and survive in a vast open world. – BoxPvP: Test your skills in fast-paced PvP combat. – Skyblock: Start from nothing and build your own island empire.

Join now and experience endless fun with CraftMiner!

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Chompos ATM9

Looting, refining oil, Land claiming, private server, cooler

Minecraft Server: ATM-9 Overview

Server Features
Modern version of TPPI modpack
Tons of mods and content
Focus on exploration, looting, and building
Relatively small community server
Dedicated server hardware with limited player slots

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join the Discord server and fill out the whitelist application: https://discord.gg/nbsYB82cTy

2. What are some favorite activities on the server?

Refining oil
Large structure building
Exploring and looting
Checking out other players’ builds
Automating mining and machinery
Flying around with jetpacks, brooms, and gliders

3. How many players are allowed on the server at a time?

Approximately 3-5 players will be online at the same time, with a total of around 10-20 whitelisted players on the server.

4. What server specs does ATM-9 run on?

CPU	Ryzen 7 5800x
RAM	32gb DDR4 3200
M.2	Samsung 500gb (Gen2)
Cooler	Peerless Assassin Dual 120mm
Internet	Gigabit Fiber

5. Are there any plans for server upgrades?

The next upgrade planned is a Gen3 M.2 which should provide a performance boost. The server currently relies heavily on single core speed, so future upgrades may focus on improving this aspect.

Lost Isles Adventure 1.20.6

Anime, 1.20.6, franky, Chapter 1136, shonen jump

Yo, bro, forget about reading that chapter! Come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time on manga when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? Plus, our server has custom mods that will blow your mind. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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RedditRecruits Minecraft SMP

new user, Share, Recommendation, Explore, subreddit

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best place ever to play Minecraft with other cool peeps. Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, our server is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who will protect you from any griefers or creepers. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. So if you want to join the most epic adventure of your life, come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDiamonds #JoinUsNow

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