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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3888 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 329 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!