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CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Votes:	6134	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. These llamas have black belts in karate and are not to be messed with.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

4. We have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll dodge fireballs and ghasts while trying not to lose your lunch. It’s a thrill like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

BlockbusterCraft Minecraft Server

BlockBusterCraft, cinematic experience, cinematic inspiration, favorite movie, film analysis, film appreciation, film enthusiasts, film industry, film inspiration, film recommendation, Minecraft, motivational film, movie buffs, movie characters, movie discussion, movie genres, movie inspiration, movie lovers, movie magic, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie reviews, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was inspired by the greatest movie of all time – Sharknado! That’s right, imagine a world where sharks rain from the sky and you have to build shelter to survive. Join our server for a truly unique and jaw-dropping experience. Who needs boring old inspiration when you can have flying sharks in Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Sharknado apocalypse!

CraftyTimeTravelers

advice, aspirations, CraftyTimeTravelers, Curiosity, dreams, future self, goals, hindsight, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, motivation, personal growth, question.., Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even causing any trouble (for now).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through obstacle courses while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights that will make even Notch jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Your future self will thank you for it!

CholinergicCraft

brain disorders, brain function, cholinergic deficiency, CholinergicCraft, cholinesterase inhibitors, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dopamine levels, hallucination causes, hallucination management, medical advancements, Medical research, mental health, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurological symptoms, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, treatment options, Visual hallucinations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4434
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience visual hallucinations just like in Parkinson’s disease!! but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun cuz it’s linked to cholinergic deficiency in da game! u can see things dat aren’t really there and have a wild time exploring da virtual world. trust me, it’s a trip u won’t wanna miss out on! so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some mind-bending adventures on dis server like no other. join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCart Minecraft Server

administrators, Adventures, Buildings, Community, Development, Economy, emotions, Friendly, Griefing, Items, Moderation, Players, roll back, Structures, Survival, unforgettable, unmoderated, Vanilla, Vanilla pleasure, voice chat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!

Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!

If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!

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4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanPillCraft, Anonymity, Blackpilled, controversial opinions, cyber culture, dark humor, Despair, digital subcultures, disillusionment, edgelord, internet anonymity, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, nihilism, Online Community, online forums, pessimism, Poster, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, budget deficit, Business, DJT47, DJT47s, Donald J Trump, Economy, Financial implications, Global markets, government spending, Investments, job market, Minecraft, national debt, Party, policy decisions, president, reelected, Server, stock market, TAXES, trade deals, united states, wall street

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!