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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5954 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!