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BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	177
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

Active players, chill vibes, Community, cream, creativity, Discord, enhanced gameplay, Events, friendship, Ice, java, lasting builds, Mature, multiplayer, No Griefing, non toxic, player-driven, QuasarsSMP, Semi Vanilla, Server, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

4chan servers, blog, Community, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Events, FAQ, frag, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, Minecraft, Mods, MvM, News, official sites, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.

BOING BOING Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	5896
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	180
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CordCutters Minecraft Server

absenteeism, adulting, aita, Boundaries, car loan, coddling, CordCutters, cut the cord, Enabling, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental support, psychological difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepson, telling husband, tough love, tough love approach, tough love parenting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3974
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Votes:	4146	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

BabyDaddyBanished

BabyDaddyBanished, Childbirth, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, delivery room, doctor appointments, Emotional support, Expectations, family, husband, miscarriage, parenting, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Or had a creeper blow up your prized diamond castle right before your eyes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to make your worst experiences seem like a walk in the park!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts in hidden dungeons guarded by evil witches, and even the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! Our community is filled with fearless warriors, mischievous pranksters, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to chat.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit of armor made entirely of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

DineWithDeadLegends

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

If you could invite any historical figure to dinner, why not join our Minecraft server and invite them to a virtual feast instead? Imagine sitting down to a blocky banquet with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Genghis Khan all arguing over who gets the last pork chop! Our server is so historically accurate, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations while building your own empire. So come join us and dine with the legends – just watch out for creepers trying to crash the party!

Blocktopia: Ever-Changing Terrain

blocktopia, changing, Earth’s crust, Earth’s geography, Earth’s landforms, Earth’s landmass, Earth’s landscape, Earth’s lithosphere, Earth’s surface, Earth’s surface changes, Earth’s terrain, Earth’s topography, Environmental Science, Erosion, EverChanging, geography, geological activity, geology, landforms, natural processes, surface area, tectonic plates, Terrain

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	299	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly the whole Earth’s surface starts changin’! Like, one minute you’re walkin’ on grass and the next minute you’re swimmin’ in lava! It’s cray-cray, man!

Join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of never knowin’ what the heck is gonna happen next! Maybe one day you’ll be buildin’ a castle in the sky, and the next day you’ll be fightin’ off a horde of zombie chickens! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

And get this, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a giant pig race where the winner got a million diamonds! And another time, we had a buildin’ competition where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It was hilarious, dude!

So, like, come join us on the most unpredictable, insane, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and excitement, am I right?

VeggieCraft: Live Long & Prosper

balanced diet, climate change, dairy consumption, environmental impact, food choices, health benefits, healthy diet, healthy eating habits, healthy lifestyle, Live, Long, Longevity, lower risk of premature death, meat consumption, minimally processed foods, new study, nutrition, plant based diet, plant foods, Prosper, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diet, sustainable living, VeggieCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	7989	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where eating healthy food can literally save your life!!! like, seriously dude, this server is so lit that just by playing on it, you are extending your lifespan by like a million years or something. we got all the best plant foods for you to chow down on, plus a little bit of meat and dairy to keep things interesting.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house while also improving your health and saving the planet. sounds too good to be true, right? well, it’s not! on our server, you can do all that and more. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start living your best, healthiest life in minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it! #healthyliving #minecraftgoals #savetheplanet