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Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimension Hops:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	389	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Star Shards Collected:	179
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6338
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1544	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!