Pretended – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NuttyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh so hard you pee a little? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning what’s at the bottom of your nuts in no time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted llamas that will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most embarrassing secrets.

So why wait? Come join us and discover what’s really at the bottom of your nuts…or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of hilarious shenanigans instead!

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HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

alternative OS, coding, community-driven, Customizable, desktop environment, developer-friendly, efficient, Fast, free, Haiku OS, HaikuCraft, Innovative, lightweight, Minecraft, MODERN, open source, operating system, programming, responsive, Server, software, Technology, user experience, user interface

Are you tired of boring old operating systems that just don’t spark joy in your life? Well, look no further because Haiku OS is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where your computer runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and is more reliable than your grandma’s secret cookie recipe.

Join our Minecraft server and experience the magic of Haiku OS firsthand. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to blow up your creations because they know Haiku OS is watching over you. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Haiku OS take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Mom-in-law Mansion Minecraft Server

aging parents, Cohabitation, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expansion, Family Planning, financial strain, in-law issues, intergenerational living, living arrangements, MANSION, Minecraft, MomInLaw, mother-in-law, panic attacks, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship stress, Server, setting boundaries, territoriality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating relationships while building your dream world.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft boyfriend have just moved into a cozy virtual house together. But wait, his mom wants to move in too?! Cue the drama and panic attacks! Will you be able to handle the emotional manipulation and territorial disputes that come with having an aging virtual mother-in-law living with you?

But fear not, because on our server, you can set your own boundaries and create your own crazy family dynamics. Will you let her live with you until her virtual dying day, or will you stand your ground and build your own virtual empire without any interference?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual soap opera worthy of its own spin-off series!

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DadCraftBabyNope

childhood trauma, DadCraftBabyNope, emotional attachments, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family healing, family history, family love, family loyalty, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Support, family ultimatums, family unity, Family Values, naming traditions, parental legacy, sibling rivalry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the turbulent waters of sibling rivalry and baby-naming battles.

Picture this: a virtual cookout turns into a full-blown war zone as one player drops a bombshell – they’re having twins and want to name one of them after their chaotic, gambling-addicted, rage-filled father, Marcus. But wait, there’s more! The other player, with a heart of gold and a love for their late mother, suggests naming the baby after her instead. Cue the family-wide dispute, with some players siding with the name Marcus and others rallying behind the name Kara.

Choose your side wisely, as alliances will be tested and emotions will run high. Will you support the legacy of Marcus, the maestro of chaos? Or will you fight to honor the true hero, Kara, and prevent history from repeating itself?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with drama, emotion, and the ultimate quest for family ties. Who knew naming a Minecraft baby could cause so much pixelated turmoil? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft

ballistic missile, CraftyKimJongUnsFailCraft, defense systems, diplomatic relations, east asia, Failed, global news, international relations, military capabilities, military intelligence, military technology, missile defense, missile technology, missile test, North Korea, North Korean news, Nuclear Threat, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, South Korean military

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.

u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.

we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.

so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

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DiscountCraft

bulk, Costco, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, exclusive, gift card, gift giving, incentives, limited time, loyalty program, MEMBERSHIP, Membership benefits, Promotion, Retail, retail store, Rewards, sale, savings, shopping, special offer

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding your stuff. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a stack of diamonds for you. it’s like costco offering discounts on every gift card except their own, but way cooler. come join the fun and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

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Excavators

Economy, Mining Factories Economy Cryptocurrency Planets Rockets CryptoMiner Riches Crypto Enhancements Minerals Technology Space Exploration Resources Wealth Investments Innovation Digging Profit

Network that currently has three different servers: Excavators(Main): Unique server, Build The best factory on your base! EpicMines: Mine in a huge mine and use rocket to get to different planets with better mines! CrytoCash: Place down CryptoMiner and enhance them to become rich on crypto!

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NiceCity

bedrock edition, Citybuild, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Expansion, Fun, Gaming, java, Java Version 1.20.1, Minecraft, multiplayer, NiceCity, ONLINE, pocket edition, Server, Social, System

NICE-CITY.DE – CITYBUILD

Come to our Discord https://discord.gg/xdH9Gb4CMT

Welcome to Nice-City.de We are a Java & Pocket-/Bedrock Edition server based on Java version 1.20.1. We do our best to continually expand our system in order to offer our community the best possible gaming fun.

Maybe we’ll see each other in-game sometime. 🙂

nice-city.de:25566

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Trailblazer SMP

anti cheat, Community, Discord, Donations, family friendly, Free Ranks, game imbalances, Grief Prevention, Griefprevention, Landclaim, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, server updates, speed runners, Survival, Trailblazer SMP, Vanilla, Votifier, Voting

Welcome to Trailblazer SMP!

We are a NEW family-friendly advanced Vanilla server that offers quality of life changes that traditional Vanilla Minecraft doesn’t provide.

– We offer grief prevention, RTP, voting, free ranks, and anti-cheat! – We are also open to taking suggestions and new plugins that would better the server and community as a whole!– All profits earned in the donation store will be re-invested into the server! Meaning, that as long as money flows into the server, it will stay updated for as long as that’s the case.– Be sure to join the discord linked in the description! – discord.com/invite/tpQ39zXkGj– The End will be closed until 06/28/2024 to prevent game imbalances and speed runners.

Trailblazer.mcserver.us

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RainyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old sunny Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where it’s always raining! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of mischievous water-loving creepers who love nothing more than causing chaos in the rain! But don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

Join us for epic water slide races down mountains, underwater treasure hunts in flooded villages, and intense battles against the dreaded Rain God boss who can summon lightning bolts at will. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary umbrella of invincibility that will protect you from all water-related dangers.

So come on down to our rainy paradise and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your galoshes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

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